Katie Holmes Is Back On The Boob Tube In Her SeXXXiest, Most Scandalous Role Ever!!!

You can stop crying now, James Van Der Beek, your former Dawson’s Creek co-star and bestie finally found herself another job!
According to sources in TV – the industry, we mean, not actual sources inside of our TV – Katie Holmes has been cast in a delicious-sounding drama intended to air on ABC.
The show is apparently a quasi-adaptation of Dangerous Liaisons and the 35-year-old actress and mother will play a high-society hottie who gets entangled in a web of seduction and deceit. There should prove to be more sex than a champagne room!
Woo hoo! There hasn’t been a ton of info released yet, but it sounds like Cruel Intentions for grown ups!! We approve!
We hope this project works out for the Elle enchantress; it’ll be great to see her on TV again!
Maybe Pacey will find his way into guest starring, LOLz!!