You may think this is a reasonably good painting of Kim Kardashian‘s famous Paper magazine cover. But when you find out what the artist was working with, you’ll be way more impressed!
And also a little grossed out. And confused.
Danish artist Uwe Max Jensen painted this with his penis.
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Let us be clear. The man dipped his peen in paint and moved it along the canvas until there was a painting of Kim Kardashian’s naked butt on it.
Obvious first question: how hard was it? LOLz!
But srsly, how crazy is this? We mean, they make brushes with stiff bristles, right? Apparently Uwe prefers his God-given tools. He says:
“I have my penis in one hand and the canvas in the other. I have a very skilled penis, art-wise.”
We’ve heard of finger painting, but this is ridiculous!
Until this, Uwe was primarily known for his performance art in which he decapitated a statue of The Little Mermaid.
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We guess he’s just the kind of guy who gets a crazy idea in his head and runs off half-cocked.
If you’re REALLY curious, Uwe posted some very NSFW photos of the painting process on his blog HERE. But we warn you, they’re not for the faint of crotch.
[Image via Uwe Max Jensen/Facebook.]
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