And NO! We’re so not talking about the Illuminati here! Ha!
According to the newest tabloid fodder, Kim Kardashian apparently agreed to go through the body-changing, life-changing experience that is pregnancy for $22M.
Uh huh. And it was all planned with IVF. No surprise about it, they say.
Look, we know homegurl appreciates a good business deal here and there, but this is stretching it a bit, no??
Now, using Kanye for his sperm… well that’s another story! LOLz!
UMM BUT ON TO MORE CRAZINESS…
The cover of Star makes one assume that Will Smith is snorting the powdery white fairies, but as we all know — the “cocaine scandal” they speak of actually deals with his brother-in-law.
Yeah, it’s actually really really sad and unfortunate. But it is NOT about the Fresh Prince directly, so we can all breath a lil’ better now. Phew!
AND IN EVEN WORSE NEWS…
As you all know, Mindy McCready committed suicide. We hurt so much for the children she left behind. Click HERE for the details.
MOVING ALONG…
Did you know Catherine Zeta-Jones and Michael Douglas are splitting up??
Yeah, neither did we. And that’s probably because this smells like a big pile of bullshizzzzz!!!
Last we checked, Zeta Zoo was even cool with hubby kissing other dudes — specifically Matt Damon! Ha!
SO ON TO OTHER NEWS…
Do any of you guys still watch The Bachelor??
Every now and then we’ll hear something about it that sounds really juicy, but other than that it’s getting kind of old to us. Still… Life&Style readers are clearly all over that shiz as the proposal deets plaster the cover this week.
Oh! But we’re totally intrigued by Bachelor Jake Pavelka‘s romance with Kristin Chenoweth.
Now THAT’s a story we’ll watch every week!
AND NOW IT’S KRIS JENNER HAPPY HOUR…
Normally her daughters are the ones getting all the tabloid covers, but this week she’s got two of ’em all to herself! Or at least the majority of the covers… LOL!
We’re sure the news of Kim’s vague decision around leaving Keeping Up With the Kardashians raised those brows, but Kris maintains her gurls are in complete control of their lives.
AND THAT DIVORCE RUMOR STINKS TO HIGH HEAVEN!
SO TIL NEXT TIME FOLKS, BE WELL AND EAT YOUR KARDASHIAN VITAMINS!
[Image courtesy of Star.]
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