Lindsay Lohan's Assistant Loves Her!

Oh, boy.
Lindsay Lohan‘s assistant Eleonore says that she loves Lindsay and her fucked up family!
“I love Dina and Ali and Lindsay with all my heart. I never told anyone I was unhappy. I want to help the Lohans while Lindsay is recovering,” Eleonore said.
Really?! Because we think that must be the worst job ever!
Eleonore adds:

“I love my job. They are like my family. I have never said one bad thing about the Lohans. I don’t know if someone wants to punish the family but I would never do anything to hurt them. Why would I complain? I’m not working full-time right now and they are giving me work. Why wouldn’t I help them?”

Sounds like someone has been brainwashed by the almighty Orange Oprah!
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