This guy is NUTS!
Mel Gibson is trying to corner the market on prayer and make it as exclusive to worship at his Holy Family Chapel as it is to get into most clubs in El Lay!
This morning, an official document was obtained that comes from Mel’s security team. The one-pager is an application to worship in Mel’s privately-funded church and must be filled out by anyone seeking to be apart of the parish. But just because you fill it out, doesn’t mean you’ll get in!
Hell no! Those applications then get reviewed and then a handful of people will be invited to attend service. So if you aren’t on the list, God doesn’t want to see you!
The application gives no explanation as to why the church is sorting people out, but we assume it’s to keep the undesirables out. You know, the ones that cheat on their wives, have babies out of wedlock, have narrow-minded views about other cultures – you know stuff like that.
When is your application going to get reviewed Mel? If your new system of sifting people out requires following some actual biblical guidelines, you might not be allow in yourself!
[Image via WENN.]
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