Oh please! We’re suppose to believe someone FORCED you to do this! Considering all the press you will get from the stoopid shit you will undoubtedly write about, we don’t think it took that much convincing.
Watch out Twitterverse because he comes the real Michael Lohan to our midst. His lawyer has advised him to do so, since there are so many people pretending to be him on the site. Tired of being mocked and shamed by imposters (he likes to do that himself), Michael has had his lawyer contact Twitter’s legal department to prosecute the haters who are pretending to be like him.
But that isn’t the only present Michael is giving out this week.
This holiday season, instead of spreading some Christmas cheer, Michael will be delving out nine subpoenas to people in connection to his ex-girlfriend, Erin Muller. Papa Lohan is still a little put off by the whole getting arrested thing and so now he is after ruining Erin in any way her can. The subpoenas are for several people who allegedly have “damaging information” about Erin.
But we’re sure you’ll soon be able to read all about it on Twitter! Every last ridiculous, pathetic detail!
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