Catherine Zeta-Jones Is Overly Gilded On The Oscars Red Carpet

Let’s get to the good news first: Her hair and boobs look GREAT!
Now, for the bad news…we’re just not feeling that gold dress.
Catherine Zeta-Jones played it safe in a sparkly, sequined Zuhair Murad gown at the Oscars on Sunday.
You know what? It’s just too boring– she could’ve done better!
And even with those Lorraine Schwartz jewels, she’s just not a fashion winner tonight.
Better luck next time!
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