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Prude Lady Called The Police Because Her Neighbor's Kittens Were Banging On Her Lawn!

Prude Lady Called The Police Because Her Neighbor's Kittens Were Banging On Her Lawn!

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Sex kitten?
More like kitten sex!!!
A woman found her neighbors’ kittens performing sexual healing on each other, but the grossed out lady was having none of it!
Instead of walking next door and telling her neighbors that A. their kittens are not inside their house, and B. they’re having sex on her front lawn — she called the cops!
Here’s what the official police log read:

“Wednesday, caller reported a neighbor├óΓé¼Γäós kittens were having sex in her yard.”

Not sure if there is a law against kittens having sex in public, but there SHOULD be a law against calling the police for this!
Seriously the woman could’ve filmed the magic happening and gotten millions of hits on Youtube.
Instead she decided to be a real party popper!
Way to rain on their parade, lady!
Seriously though how did the kittens get on her lawn?
The owners of those kittens need to be more careful! The only innocent parties in this story are the rambunctious kittens who just couldn’t help themselves.
And hey, who could blame them???
[Image via Wikimedia Commons.]

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Apr 28, 2013 10:01am PDT

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