Punctuation Is Pivotal

This is so gross!!!

Why do these rags insist on doing shit like this????

In Touch put Britney on their new cover with an attention-grabbing headline that reads, “Was Britney Raped?

WTF???

Why put in the question mark there?????

They should either know she was or wasn’t. Why put this story out there if it wasn’t true or if they had doubts about its authenticity?????

Oh, wait, we know why.

They wanna sell magazines!!!!

So disgusting.

We don’t wanna question marks in covers! We want to know that what we’re reading is FACT!