Russell Brand Wants To Eat Off Of David Beckham's 'Godly' Body!

Say whaaaat??
Russell Brand said that he would love to eat food off of David Beckham!
We totally agree.
Russell said:

“David Beckham is a god. Just look at him in those underwear ads. I’m not gay but I would eat food off his body. Preferably something that needs to be mopped up, like egg. I’d eat it off his stomach.”

He may not be gay but that sounds like a total man crush! And actually kinda gay. LOLz!
So c’mon Russell, put your money where your mouth is and put your mouth where his abs are!
Let’s do this!
[Image via Michael Wright/WENN.]