This Explains So Much

Blame his mom!
Explaining his penchant for always being shirtless, Mateo McConaughey tells the new issue of Playboy:
“Well, I grew up in the country and didn’t wear shirts or shoes,” the Texas native explains. “My mom didn’t even put a bathing suit on us in the country club until we were nine.”
Did your mom give you your bath ’til you were twelve too????