Important: It's Very Possible Tom Cruise Wore Butt Pads In The 2007 Movie Valkyrie

Booty, booty, booty, rockin’ everywhere.
We interrupt you from news of Taylor Swift‘s upcoming album to bring you this fan theory that Tom Cruise wore butt pads in the 2007 movie Valkyrie!
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Earlier this week, Twitter user @iluvbutts247 (obviously) presented this screenshot to the world:

hello, please, i present the theory that for one single shot in Valkyrie (2008), at 5:12, tom cruise wears a fake butt. observe: pic.twitter.com/Tw6yTbsQUe
— swizz keats (@iluvbutts247) August 20, 2017

We just want to state our appreciation for this realization. Carry on.