Divas!

Rihanna met up with Jennifer Lopez for a bit of lunch and wine in a private cabana while at the Fontainebleau Miami Beach over the weekend.

We love seeing two of our favorites hanging out - especially such ferosh women like Princess RiRi and J. Lo!

[Image via Mavrix Online.]

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We're sure it's probably the babysitter's fault.

Floyd Von Weierhof, a guard dog to the stars and a precious animal friend, not only has the best name ever, but has a bit of a bitch streak in him and abuses the hired help more than the celebs he works!

Actually, we can't account for that.

Lisa Cimino, a babysitter for West Wing star Nicole Robinson, filed a lawsuit against her because Floyd bit her last month at the celeb's Upper East Side apartment!!

Floyd apparently got his thirst for celebrity assistant's blood when he worked for Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony and attacked a flight attendant, their housekeeper, and their personal assistant! J Lo must have been tired of getting phonecalls from her attorney while she was trying on her Louboutins so she told Floyd it just wasn't going to work out and sent him packing to Robinson in 2007!

Poor Floyd! He's had all this training as a guard dog and is just trying to do his job!! All those assistants were probably moochers and jerks!!

Clearly, we're joking.

Floyd is obviously much too badass for the glamorous life and would be better suited at a high security prison, or maybe at the homes of Michael Lohan, Tiger Woods, or John Edwards!

Perfect matches all around!!

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So we guess you're over doing films? We can't even remember the last one you were in!

(Maybe she can't get any film work! Yikes!)

Jennifer Lopez is filling up her professional calender with yet another TV guest spot. J.Lo will guest star on a March episode of How I Met Your Mother. She'll play Anita Appleby, “a no-nonsense self-help guru teaching women how to ‘train’ men in relationships through the power of denial."

Lets see if the writers can work in a song and dance number for her Neil Patrick Harris!

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The good news: It's better than Loubitons!

The bad news: While we like it, we don't LOVE it!

Check out Jennifer Lopez's new single, Everybody's Girl, below.

What do U think about the song???

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Look how big they've gotten!

Jennifer Lopez is in Miami with her little ones, Max and Emme. The family enjoyed lunch at Fontainebleau, before heading out to the beach yesterday.

Those kiddies are lucky! Are those some Burberry shorts we see?! Cute!

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Jennifer Lopez might soon be making a guest appearance on Glee, but in the mean time she ended up being a guest host for George Lopez last night on his TBS show, Lopez Tonight.

The Louboutins singer came out with a bang, poking jokes at everyone from Conan to Letterman. She joked:

"Welcome to Lopez Tonight, where nobody gets fired, they just get replaced by a bigger star with the same last name.

Last week was the first anniversary of Sully Sullenberger landing his plane safely in the Hudson. A bar in New York has named a cocktail after him. The drink is a Manhattan - with a splash. … It's such a big hit, now the same bartender is making a drink for Conan it's called The Go-Back-To-Manhattan. It's a Manhattan with sour grapes and a knife in it.

NBC is thinking about changing the NBC peacock to a cougar, since they are trying to attract young people to an old host. Some women don't like the expression 'Cougar' but it's better than what guys get, right? An older guy who dates a younger girl that's called a 'Letterman'."

Not bad, though it would have been funnier if she had actually come up with some of the jokes on her own.

What do U think of JLo as a talk show host?

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Yes, when she guest stars on Glee she will!

Last night, creator Ryan Murphy announced that the show would be welcoming yet another guest star when it returns in April.

Jennifer Lopez is slated to appear as the school's cafeteria lady!

Ha! A downgrade for the diva for sure, but we think she'll have a lot of fun with it.

Wouldn't you just love for her to go toe-to-toe with Jane Lynch's Sue Sylvester?!

HIGHlarious!

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Some women choose to have In Vitro Fertilization in order to get pregnant, but Jennifer Lopez is definitely not one of them.

According to J. Lo, she never considered IVF as it goes against her Scientology Catholic beliefs.

The 40-year-old opens up to Elle magazine in a recent interview and explains:

"When it comes to family and relationships, I'm quite traditional. Just because of the way I was raised.

And I also believe in God and I have a lot of faith in that, so I just felt like you don't mess with things like that.

And I guess deep down I really felt like either this is not going to happen for me or it is… And, if it is, it will. And if it's not, it's not going to."

So deep.

But luckily for Lopez, she was able to conceive and managed to give birth to twins at the age of 39.

Guess she really must have prayed hard.

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LOLs!

Is she serious?

Jennifer Lopez revealed in a new interview with Latina magazine that she thought her role in box office flop El Cantante alongside husband Marc Anthony could have landed her an Oscar…if anyone had seen it!

“I feel like I had that [Oscar worthy role] in El Cantante, but I don’t even think the academy members saw it. I feel like it’s their responsibility to do that, to see everything that’s out there, everything that could be great. Well, it is a little bit frustrating. It was funny; when the Oscars were on, I had just given birth on the 22nd, and the Oscars, I think, were a day or two later.

"I was sitting there with my twins—I couldn’t have been happier—but I was like, ‘How dope would it have been if I would’ve won the Oscar and been here in my hospital bed accepting the award? Thank you so much! I just want to thank the academy!’ But we joked about it. It’s all good."

Oh, honey. You may be a lot of things, but an Oscar-winning actress is definitely not one of them.

You should work on saving your music career first before worrying about winning any Oscars!

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