Why So Serious?

Someone’s in a need of a facial!!!
Lauren Conrad just turned 23-years-old this month, but judging by the look of her face and the wrinkles around her eyes, we’d guess she was turning 33.
Oh, and it doesn’t help that she dresses like shit either!
Sunday night, Beef Curtains was spotted at the Z-list 10th Annual Academy Awards Celebration After Party in the Beverly Hilton Hotel.
Is that dress part of her shiteous collection?
Everything from her flat hair, to the caked-on makeup, to that ill-fitting dress, to her color coordinated manicure, to those shoes. Everything just looked awful!
Then again, LC’s used to going out looking like crap.
Poor bb!
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