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We've heard the bisexual rumors before. They always sell well!

Britney and her former (allegedly fired) assistant, Shannon Funk, on the cover of the new OK! magazine.

Hmmm….

Wonder how they got that pic? And whose camera did it belong to????

Just asking!

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  1. girl says – reply to this


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    oh god.

  2. Emilie says – reply to this


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    HO HO HO

  3. Charlotte says – reply to this


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    first

  4. aaaa says – reply to this


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    looks photoshopped?

  5. audrina says – reply to this


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    seriously though,
    brit is the new anna nicole smith.
    fuck– who isn't sick of her?
    britney is a wasted space of life.

  6. b says – reply to this


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    is she naked

  7. me says – reply to this


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    hos

  8. Carlina says – reply to this


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    Become a hermit, Brit. Just… do it.

  9. Eliza says – reply to this


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    First

  10. JoeyOh says – reply to this


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    Usually the assistant is kissing the boss's ass so maybe she does have it right

  11. amanda says – reply to this


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    … if you look close enough there's breast touching aswell, Infact is britney even wearing a bikini top?

  12. me says – reply to this


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    hehe first

  13. bobaloo says – reply to this


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    That's sweet if it's true. I want to see a video.

  14. amanda says – reply to this


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    omg leave the poor girl alone already!

  15. amanda says – reply to this


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    oh Ive just seen, it's britney holding her own boobs, nevermind..

  16. Hawaii says – reply to this


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    Maybe this is the time perez you should go get a massage…maybe the shit that is thrown might make some sense…but anyone who kisses another is like a lesbo or homo is bizarre to me ..obviously you have never been in Europe…bottom line is check your own harry ass…

  17. This Bitch Is Crazy says – reply to this


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    This photo isn't that convincing, but I wouldn't put it past Brit Brit.

  18. Rash Manly says – reply to this


    18

    The Britney Spears Song
    .
    Sung to the tune of "These Boots Are Made For Walkin'."
    .
    .
    "You keep sayin',
    That I need to stay home nights,
    .
    You keep layin' all your advice on me,
    .
    When I'm playin',
    You watch everything I do,
    .
    Just quit payin'
    All your attention to me.
    .
    .
    My brutes don't like your stalkin',
    You paparazzi zoo,
    .
    And one of these days my brutes are gonna stomp all over you!
    .
    .
    You keep layin'
    In wait to stab me in the back,
    .
    You keep me smellin'
    Like somethin' less than a rose,
    .
    .
    You keep sayin'
    I'm a train that's jumped off it's tracks,
    .
    You stepped and stomped and walked on ten of my toes,
    .
    .
    My brutes don't like your gawkin',
    And takin' pictures too,
    .
    And one of these days my brutes are gonna stomp all over you!
    .
    .
    You keep choosin'
    Photos that make me look sleazy,
    .
    You say I'm losin'
    All my looks and my fame,
    .
    .
    You think bein' a party girl is easy,
    If I look dumb I'm holdin' you to blame,
    .
    .
    My brutes aren't made for talkin',
    .
    That's not what they do,
    .
    But one of these days my brutes are gonna stomp all over you!"
    .
    .
    Rash Manly therashreport.com ( Amy Winehouse issue this week )

  19. Leave Her Alone says – reply to this


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    Oh give me a fucking break how are they lovers because some whore got fired and now is just saying whatever she can so she can stay in the limelight?? give me a break girls do these kinds of pictures all the time but because it's britney the picture's are taken out of context LEAVE HER ALONE ALREADY NO WONDER SHE IS OUT OF HER MIND, if i had cameras and people talking shit about me everyday on how i look and dress and act think it would get to me as well.

  20. dee says – reply to this


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    Eww she's nasty

  21. later gater says – reply to this


    21

    brit is not gay. if she were it would sell more albums

  22. victoria says – reply to this


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    whos hand is holding brit's boob??

  23. Julie says – reply to this


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    #5 I agree with you….I'm sick of seeing nothing but Britney. If she would just stay out of the paps view and stay at home for a change, there may be something nice said of her! She is making sure to be seen DAILY and its usually in a bad light…..get a grip Britney! You've got an EX looking to take your kids away and you haven't changed one bit to better your situation!!

  24. mel says – reply to this


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    u are soo stupid she is holding her own breast and y do u guys care as if u never took a photo with a female friend in a pool it not like she is getting fingered or soemting so leave her the fuck alone she has done nothing wrong perez u fat peave of shit i think u shud get a life n not talk abt britney

  25. liz says – reply to this


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    I don't blame her

  26. adam 29 says – reply to this


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    bwhahahaha and this magazine wonders why she let her dog shit on their clothes. man that was the smartest thing she has ever done

  27. Adrianna says – reply to this


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    Woah! is that really brit??? was that photoshopped?? and ewww is that gross bitch trying to take off her strap??

  28. fluffy galore says – reply to this


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    not surprised, she'd have to pay someone to kiss her and it is an employee……

  29. dina says – reply to this


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    thats the same day she was naked with that guy in the hot tub u idiots and both of them r topless in thier

  30. siobhan says – reply to this


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    eww are there any more pics because based on the cover, that could just about be anyone, doesn't really look like britney but if it is wow but i doubt she is bi

  31. madmax says – reply to this


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    When does anything reliable get printed in OK or any magazine cited here? I wonder if KFed ever bent her over and pounded her while she went down on another chick. Maybe that will be the sex tape this cumdumpster puts out!

  32. dina says – reply to this


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    she is the biggest slut i have ever seen man a prostitute have more dignaty than this pile of shit cunt

  33. ls says – reply to this


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    i'm pretty sure they got this picture from that "college" guy's camera.

  34. shannon's FUNKY cooter says – reply to this


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    britney? a dirty cunt licker? no way! sike…We all knew that! She's a trainwreck of a whore, who has gotten fat and nasty over the years. NO ONE LIKES YOU, BRIT! Get with it!!!! Do you realise what a wreck you are? Do you even care that you are a has been? DO YOU GET IT? WILL YOU EVER? WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO YOU?

    PS:
    Shannon Funk ….You are JUST as low and pathetic as Britney. No one deserves to be stabbed in the back. If you didn't agree with her lifestyle, you should of resigned. But I guess you decided BEFORE you took the job that you would be taking notes on Brit's lifestyle choices, all for some dirty money.

    WHore.

    xx

  35. NC GIRL says – reply to this


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    Ok first off, if brit didn't keep putting herself in these situations then this wouldn't happen, second, OK! is the one putting that out there, perez is just showing it. Why get pist off with him when you are the one logging on to read what he puts up there? kinda immature to blame perez for it, he didn't tell her to get topless and pose with her ex-assistant, and my last statement, there are some of you saying that everyone does it, i got news for you, not all women do. Maybe if Britney was sober for like 2 mins she would realize that she is making a big mess of everything and those diffending her on this it's kinda sad. She knew what she is dealing with, she has dealt with it for like 7 years, now makes no difference except she is out of controll!!

  36. sweet_LJ says – reply to this


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    looks like fun.

  37. VisionStyle says – reply to this


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    WHO CARES? sorry dudes, it's her life - isn't it? I don't care about her do's and don'ts - don't we have enough probs on earth??? hell, stop be that bitchy - care about your self ;)

  38. dina says – reply to this


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    she is swiming with awig on ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww im sure she have fungus on her scalp

  39. Francis says – reply to this


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    it kinds looks photoshopped.

  40. n3wmommy says – reply to this


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    This is so stupid, Perez. Granted she is slutty and a whore but this photo doesn't prove she is a lesbo! Brit will end up killing herself because of all you "media" people. I'm calling it guys!!! I swear I go on this site just to check if today will be the day Britney killed herself. How sad!!! How will you feel Perez when it happen and you have to live with the fact that you had your part in making her go crazy!!!!

  41. n3wmommy says – reply to this


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    Brit will end up killing herself because of all you "media" people. I'm calling it guys!!! I swear I go on this site just to check if today will be the day Britney killed herself. How sad!!! How will you feel Perez when it happen and you have to live with the fact that you had your part in making her go crazy!!!!

  42. if your reading this your gay says – reply to this


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    if i stick my cock in britneys loose vajayjay i wonder what STD ill get eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee the suspension is killing me i'm giggling like a school girl…

  43. lozzz says – reply to this


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    this is one of the private pictures off shannons camera !!

    shannons a fake !!!!!,,,
    the guy who brit was with b4 probably took the piccy,
    you kno the 1 who did that tell all !!!

    PEREZ U RULES !!!!!! :D

    SHANNON U DONT !!!! :(

  44. lainy says – reply to this


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    Like I said, it is amazing how everyone that has access to the media has pictures of Britt. Even the tattle tale guy she was making out with by the pool. Amazing how he didn't get laid but yet the whole world knows he had an encounter with Britt. She can't afford to be confused about her sexuality at this stage in her life. She has WAY too many other issues.

  45. Kaylah says – reply to this


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    Is that true???

  46. time tell says – reply to this


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    i think she is experimenting. experiment for too long she might end up being that way. which is not a bad thing.

    www.yeoq.com

  47. Hello Kitty says – reply to this


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    Who the hell cares !

    She is not 16 anymore, and if this is what she wants.. then let her fuck it up or make something of it. I just hope this girl has a job, unlike the Bum Fedex.

    I just want that damn cd already :O)

  48. Sami says – reply to this


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    and if you look for you stupid people
    she isnt naked she has white panties on and shes holding her own boobs FS man

  49. HateMachine says – reply to this


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    Geez, I guess it's too far fetched for anyone to think that the picture on this cover, with Brit in the same situation as the cover last week….and the picture was from the same camera. Someone sold her out! I bet that guy was a friend of FUNKD-UP, and they concocted the whole story, for cash!

    Those magazines should really make up thier minds…did Brit want to kiss a boy or a girl that night? who is really making the money? All I gotta say is Karma…ALl these people makin money off the misery and expense of others……Think for yourselves people, it isnt hard to do…do you like being lied to by the media??? if they lie about something so trivial, what else are they lying about????

  50. whoreanus says – reply to this


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    Well, if Shannon Funk just got served at the airport, fresh off her Jet Blue flight, coming back from JFK, as she was allegedly in NYC to "hang out with the people of OK magazine", then I think we know where this came from.

    Damn, that was one long run on sentence.

  51. whoreanus says – reply to this


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    HateMachine, as someone pointed out in another thread on another site, Britney has on a different hat (and I think sunglasses) and the water is a different shade. These were probably taken at a different time than the photos with the college guy.

  52. The Crossover says – reply to this


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    I am not MAAAAD! There is no such thing as a bad lesbian unless they're butch! LIPSTICK LESBIANS RULE!!!

  53. Did I Say That? says – reply to this


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    She's NAKED! EWWWWW! But seriously, THIS could be her problem! Not wanting to "come out" but "wanting to come out"….Then again, this just could be a STUNT! I don't believe she is "truly" GAY! And it is an insult to people who truly are. She is a If-it-feels-good-do-it-girl. This will pass, or she will kill herself, which ever comes first…..She is DEATH waiting to happen!

  54. mk says – reply to this


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    this britney girl is so nuts she looks terrible acts irrational looks dirty her hair is disgusting she is literally having a nervous breakdown and soon all her sponsers will eventually drop her its sad to see a young person fall from grace so early
    every picture has her with ciggarettes its not like she had a good voice to begin with so the smoking must have closed the deal on her voice
    its pathetic and right now her children should be with the parent that can take care of her i dont think kevin is the monster the public made him out to be
    she went after him not him after her so at the time she was a pop princess and the public didnt want her to " Lower herself" but he is the better of the two and he should have the kids for now
    not to say that when britney cleans her act up she shouldnt get them back she is there mother but for now the kids are being out in situations that can potentionally hurt them
    Team Kevin for now

  55. ROSANGELA BABY says – reply to this


    55

    WHAT'S REALLY UP WITH BRITNEY? WHY IS SHE TRYING SO HARD? BECAUSE ALL THIS SHIT JUST GETS LAMER AND MORE RIDICULOUS BY THE MINUTE..ENOUGH PLEASE!!! THIS BROAD NEEDS TO BE DROPPED COMPLETELY FROM THE MEDIA!! LET'S JUST ACT LIKE SHE NEVER EXISTED..STOP POSTING ARTICLES ON HER,PICS,VIDS OF HER SHOPPING,OUT WITH BABIES,EX HUBBY,FRIENDS,ASSISTANTS,ETC..JUST WIPE HER OFF THE FACE OF HOLLYWOOD!! HER & MANY OTHER OF THESE SO-CALLED,TALENTLESS,GOOD FOR NOTHING BUT NONSENSE LOSER CELEBS!!

  56. mel says – reply to this


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    that other chick looks photshopped in to that. and she looks like paris hilton. and you think EVERYONE is gay geez

  57. invalidreality says – reply to this


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    if its real/true then…in the cliche words of paris hilton, that's hot!

  58. jeri says – reply to this


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    I would not eat that skank's dirty hillbilly cunt!
    It probably has leftover shrimp and grits in it!
    eeuuwww!

  59. Cindy says – reply to this


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    OMG!!
    I just wanna laugh, seriously man…
    Britney is from hell dude!! ahahhaa
    She can surprise us anytime she wants!!!!

  60. Psh says – reply to this


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    The media will stretch ANYTHING to make a sale. :P

    This is obviously from the same night she was in the hot tub with that guy. None of it is a big deal at all. I've gone skinny dipping with friends, and my female friends have kissed me as jokes.

  61. Bax says – reply to this


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    So kissing someone on the cheek makes you lovers? Good lord!

  62. DAN says – reply to this


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    WOW, ANYONE REMEBER THAT PICTURE OF HER AND THAT GUY FROM HER "CIDEO SHOOT"
    THIS IS THAT SAME PICTURE, ALTERED WITH SOMEBODY ELSES FACE.
    YOU PEOPLE R SOO DUMB!!!!! WOW U STUPID HOE'S
    Perez, how did u not catch this one, yeah tell the news, but tell IT RIGHT!

  63. Melissa says – reply to this


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    As bad as she may be, I think it is pretty disgusting the amount of people that are willing to sell her out. Pretty much everyone, including K-fuck face, tries to make a buck off of her. Whatever happened to loyalty for a friend? Pretty sad that the almighty dollar rules over loyalty.

    This girl Shannon Funk looks like a low class person who would probably still be collecting cans for her medications if it weren't for Britney. I think Britney is just naive and doesn't know who to trust. Must be awful to wonder who you can trust and who is selling their "story" to the next trash publication. Any yes, all those mags are trash.

  64. argh says – reply to this


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    They both look naked to me

  65. Fanny says – reply to this


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    Anyone who would lick Jenna Jameson's snatch, as Britney did, is a dirty trifling whore. Even more of a whore than the whore she's sucking on. Ughhhh. That girl (britney) will fuck anything. At least Jenna gets paid for being a cum collector.

  66. Harrison says – reply to this


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    So,Skank-zilla Is a Bi-Lez ho!!! I am not surprised!!!
    she needs to find a cave,and hide In It!!!

  67. JOJO says – reply to this


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    girls kiss all the time–and it doesn't mean they are BI or anything else!

  68. mags says – reply to this


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    This are clearly from the same night as her naked pool party with that college guy (current cover story in Us Weekly)…she is wearing the same hat and glasses and doesn't have a top on. I'm sure the pics came from the same camera. DUH.

  69. Marble Grapes says – reply to this


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    Yeah Brit, become a hermit. Move to a desert island. Bless your heart. You've been crazy lately but your former assistant needs to dissappear. Doesn't anyone know crap about this shannon funk? I mean this cannot be a first for this mean girl. I mean Brit's situation is sad and that assistant is just cruel.

  70. TATIANA says – reply to this


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    SO SHES A LESBIAN.. WHAT'S NEW?
    SERIOUSLY. ITS NOT LIKE SHES A LITTLE INNOCENT GIRL. SHES A POT HEAD FOR GODS SAKE. WHITE TRASH WHITE TRASH!
    myspace.com/taucjan87

  71. yourmom says – reply to this


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    Thats interesting that you (Perez) make that much because of advertisers, I've never even noticed the advertisement on your site.

  72. Jimmy says – reply to this


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    I don't see how anyone could believe that Britney is a lesbian. She obviously likes men way too much for that! Even if she is bisexual, what does it matter to any of us? It's her life and she's free to love anyone that she wants to.

  73. GirlyBoy says – reply to this


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    I'm just glad it's not Jodie Foster.

  74. for real says – reply to this


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    i can smell her puss from here!!!!

  75. missmay says – reply to this


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    looks like the same night she made out with that one matt guy who sold his story to US.

  76. jenny says – reply to this


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    i don´t believe the situation that OK! wants to show us. i dont see a french kiss and even in the lips!!! so let´s get this clear OK! MAGAZINE!. PLEASE LET BRITNEY ALONG. JUST BECAUSE SHE FUCK UP TWO DRESSES? COME ON PEOPLE! just think about that! that piture just show me two friends hanging on with an stupid guy who make money with that situation!!!!!

  77. jenny says – reply to this


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    if a kiss in the cheek beetween two womans is a lesbian act, please, let me know so i wouldn´t kiss any woman for the rest of my life. even my mom.

  78. jenny says – reply to this


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    if a kiss in the cheek is a lesbian act, let me know so i will not kiss any woman for the rest of my life, even my mom o sister

  79. friendofcelebrities.com says – reply to this


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    She need some attention all the time.
    Better to stay with female thought!

  80. Michelle says – reply to this


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    She's just a dirty ho and an unfit mother. Both she and golddigging K-Fed don't deserve to be parents. He dumps pregnant girlfriends and parties constantly. No responsible at all or father material. They both should not have access to their children given their selfish lifestyles.

  81. Missy says – reply to this


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    Ok there are definitely another set of hands in that pic

  82. smorf says – reply to this


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    I think Brit is touching her own boobs so it's not gay

  83. fulgora77 says – reply to this


    83

    I don't know if it's the scale or what, but this picture looks very strange/photoshopped. The other chicks head looks like a 10 year old glued it on there.

  84. lefty says – reply to this


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    Is she trying to get attention or what!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  85. Shannon Funky Slut says – reply to this


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    What a whore. I just saw the pics of shannon and matt naked on breath heavy…. Wtf. Why is everyone all of a sudden needing to be pictured naked? what a whore for selling the pics she chose if that's the case. the world has become sodom and gamorah. And if I had to choose any girl nowadays as a wife, I'd choose to have a dog. Women are such attention whores.

  86. Bonita says – reply to this


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    i doubt they're "lovers"
    someone just needed some money so they sold a harmless picture and made it something it's not.

    but it'd be better if they were, this would be a whole lot juicier (:

  87. Brandin says – reply to this


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    Perez, you're just as bad as the slobby tabloids. Who hasn't been kissed on the cheek by a friend?! I guess that means I've fucked every friend I've ever had. Just shut the hell up, keep you're sick Britney obsession to yourself, and don't post anything "bi" of her unless it's a photo of them french-kissing or something.

    Asswipe…

  88. JaimeSayz says – reply to this


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    Totally photoshopped.

  89. your mom says – reply to this


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    that's hot!

  90. that_girl says – reply to this


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    A kiss on the cheek doesn't mean they're lovers.

  91. Blondie says – reply to this


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    No wonder her career and kids are in trouble all she ever does anymore is strip down in pools

  92. HEYYALL says – reply to this


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    GO KEVIN!

  93. CR says – reply to this


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    It's looks MAJORLY photoshopped!! LOOK AT IT!

  94. Brent says – reply to this


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    OH PLEASE SHE'LL MAKE OUT WITH A TREE FOR PETES SAKE!

  95. I'm so much BETTER than Perez says – reply to this


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    That is SOOOO Photoshopped!!! Give me a break, you freak!

  96. Kim says – reply to this


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    Who cares?!?!!? Besides a little girl on girl curiousity never hurt anyone.

  97. LA LA says – reply to this


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    where can we read the article at???

  98. melanie says – reply to this


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    Does not surprise me! But you know what? Maybe a woman will be good for her, it never ends well with Brit and men.

  99. joe says – reply to this


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    Rug Muncher!

  100. yo says – reply to this


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    And if she is gay or bi, this is news? It looks more like she was with a friend in the pool and a pic was taken and now, someone is trying make something of it. Either Brit is planting this stuff herself for whatever reason, her 'friends' as someone said are selling her out., or K-Fed has put a few spies in Brits camp to collect as much dirt as he can. No matter what is going on, everyone around her is circling like a shark to get as much money, fame, etc as they can. How much do you want to bet the real reason she is mad at them is not over a rehab, but because they tried to get her to sign over power of attorney to them and she refused.

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