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Jessica Simpson Is Soooooooo Deep!
Filed under: Jessica Simpson > When Celebrities Blog
Bless her soul!
Jessica Simpleson has something very important to share with the world!
The failed country singer just posted the following message/update on her official fansite.
It reads:
Why do we let the sun SET with its beauty, then find ourselves ugly.
Didn't God, whoever he may be to you, create both? If a sunset is beautiful, then so are we.
Love yourself morning, noon, and night. Sunrise. Sunset.
Xo jess
Shit, Heidi Montag makes more sense than Jessica Simpson.
And she's probably smarter too!
Posted: April 11, 2009 at 10:26 pm
FIRSTT???
hahaha yeaa
Have another mojito Jessica
first and seconddd
and yea jessica is such an idiot! aahhahaha
Aw. I kinda liked it
Still hate her tho lol
1st
damn.
It is a nice message.
You are dark.
She had a career in country music? I failed to notice. But I seriously never heard one song. I don't think I bother looking it up.
She should give up.
She makes sense. Maybe you just want to find something wrong with everything she says and does.
whoaaa..that like totally made me like reevaluate like everythingg!!
wow. that is some deep, deep, deep shit.
no , she is not smarter,
and they are both religoius nuts !
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OHHHH DEAR, OH DEAR, OH DEAR ……
HERE WE HAVE YET ANOTHER NATURALLY GORGEOUS PERSON TELLING THE REST OF THE "FUGS" HOW NATURALLY BEAUT THEY ARE.
MMMMM, CAN YOU SAY DISINGENUOUS?
THE "VANITY FAIR" RAG DID A COVER STORY ON MS. SIMPLETON A FEW YEARS BACK AND IN IT, HER MOTHER CLAIMED (NO, SHE SWORE!) THAT JESS HAS AN IQ OF 165.
WAIT, CAN THEY EVEN COUNT THAT HIGH?
i get what shes doing here… youre mean mario, even if she does sound a little airheaded.
thats something i would read while on the toilet
omg she is so dumb
Can't you leave her alone, man?!?
she didn't make any sense at all, it was comical! lol. so, as what i comprehended, she's basically saying that the sunset and human's beauty are connected? wtf?? i don't see any connection AT ALL! this girl is dumb; her brain must be as small as a green pea
I don't see why it's funny to ridicule someone who was just trying to do something good, no matter how poor their execution was.
Badly done, Perez.
It was unavoidable, but things you could have gotten away with as the underdog aren't going to fly anymore. Your career is doing better than Jessica Simpson's at this point, so you just look like a bully now.
I still love you, though. Happy Easter!
Shes a CRAZY BITCH!! but at least she has a positive attitude…lol
OMG, this thing makes herself look more dumb everyday! SHE shouldve played in Dumb and dumber!!
Who rang your bell fat ass??? Go back to whatever the hell it is that you've been doing today, we've got things handled here just fine without you fucking everything up!!
Hey, I actually kinda liked that message…. what's wrong with a little positivity Perez?? god knows you need some more of those!!
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She is desperate to find a metaphor. What a wasted attempt at being semi intelligent and witty. Jessica you're a joke in Greece too not just your country.
this is really defensive to all the people who believe in God and aren't gay people like YOU and matbe some people would like to go to heaven bbut we all know where you are going and i'm gonna pray for you and you can consider one of your members toyour "gossip website" gone. thanks.
WTF?
Wow how profound….NOT!
Re: Hmmm…. – You got that right. I think he was overcome with smegma fumes and is delirious.
like her or not…what she wrote is a good message. seeing as alot of her fans are young girls, this is what they need to hear. go crawl back under your rock perez.
gosh perez.. what have you been doing today? only shit posts in the sitee!! this is getting too decadent -.-
Re: NO~ESTOY~Meurto~Pendeho – #29 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! I haven't heard smegma for awhile!!! That was good, PROPS to you my friend!!!
I'm still laughing!!!!
Well alright.
OMG people, lighten up! God forbid someone tries to be positive. Y'all must live sad lives.
Re: NO~ESTOY~Meurto~Pendeho – LMFAO !!!!
love you jess,kind heart
She may not be the most intelligent but it takes a real idiot to not see a lot of the truth in what she wrote.
And get over attacking her career. She has an amazing voice regardless of her career moves not taking hold. But think…where will you Perez and your writers be when this site runs out of it's fans? You are a large part of what's wrong with America.
Re: kathkath34 – wow your sad,god loves every body
Re: enigmatic09 –
enigmatic, what she said completely flew over your head, didn't it? Work on your reading comprehension.
Re: Hmmm…. –
what is she on??????
Fuck off PERVez
Re: rach_cast –
Awe, bless her little heart! That was sweet!
It makes sense. God created everything equal, so if we find something beautiful that means we should also think of ourselves as beautiful.
Just thought I would clear that up for you.
Maybe this is a message to herself and it makes sense only to her! She is so weird! I LOVE HER!
Fuck You Perez, (or whoever the hell wrote this) she was just saying something positive.
What a douchebag you are.
Re: cali kitty – no i understand that God loves everybody but that still doesn't mean EVERYBODY is going to heaven heck i don't even know if i'm going to heaven and the way i put it sounded wrong so i'm sorry ut her message was a VERY nnice message and we should all be glad that he still loves us after all we have done and i think "perez hilton" shouls be grateful lke everyone =)
haha you're so right!
Ohhh, good one Mario…Jessica SIMPLESON… You are such a fucking third-grade pansy boy! You're a fucking 31 year old bully, do you realize that? Perhaps you should stop hurting others and start working on yourself? I don't care how much of a fame-whoring sell-out you are, you obviously don't love yourself enough. Get real, and stop treating people (who are obviously better than your sorry ass) like garbage!
Oh, good one Mario…Jessica SIMPLESON… You are such a fucking third-grade pansy boy! You're a fucking 31 year old bully, do you realize that? Perhaps you should stop hurting others and start working on yourself? I don't care how much of a fame-whoring sell-out you are, you obviously don't love yourself enough. Get real, and stop treating people (who are obviously better than your sorry ass) like garbage!
Oh dear, it sounds like a drunk message I'd accidentally leave…if only I were that famous……
What a retard.
"sunrise, sunset"? Omigod, did she watch Fiddler on the Roof before she wrote this crap?
Her Quote:
"Love yourself morning, noon, and night. Sunrise. Sunset."
It sounds more like an advise! I was hoping that someone with a lot of experience give others such an advise like this!
Hope that she may find out, as I did now, that she has quite a bit valuable advise for herself! I would say, just follow your own advise Jessica!
Heidi will never be jessica….heidi is fake and not really all that pretty. She is a fame whore as bad as octo-mom. Jessica (no matter her weight) will always be beautiful. Not all that unintelligent either. Faked it pretty well. Wouldn't you say that Perez being an unattractive gay male with no talent and a fat neck? Jessica was never really a little girl or all that talented. Most of them have to loose weight and get auto-tuned in order to be popular. Jessica Simpson is gorgeous and smart (she acted well enough in her honeymoon show to fool all y'all). Perez you will never be as handsome or as beautiful as her. SO SHUT UP ALREADY!
Sunrise Sunset.
Good name for a schlong. I mean song.
Perez you almost sound as stupid as her… making that last statement emmidiately after making the comment about heidi making more sense then her.
you're an ass, Perez
Actually it makes perfect sense. I am glad I am not so insecure and shallow that I just go in for the punch.
Er, okay.
Naww, she's trying. I find that adorable for some reason.
Why… Why is she still here in the news? Why can't she just go away? A 5th grader could write something more deep.
I don't know if she's really that dense, or just another product of Hollywood. She's clearly out of her mind. Well, if all else fails, I guess Papa Joe still has those huge tits to market.
people need to chill
…is Sooooooo Dee S perate !!!!
Umm, but most people look better in the dark, so what's the problem?
umm.. ok?
I'm not a fan of her particularly, but I think she TRIES to be a positive person and good influence on teens. So her poem may be a tad cheesy, but at least she tries & is not out there drugging it up & crashing cars…
well…better than saying merry christmas in the spring…
She looks absolutely gorgeous in that pic!! I LOVE HER!!!!
Re: Mandeline28 –
go buy jessica's first 2 CD's…they really show off her amazing vocal abilities.
i love her…but she should've stayed true to herself and not worry about the media or her crazy father
Poor poor Jessica, she has the aptitude of a hampster.
Why are people so mean to Jessica? Is it because she's not a whore, homewrecker, doesnt flash her crotch in public, is not a drug addict, is that why she is so hated?
Children let this be a lesson to you: Never type while on a booze bender.
no way.. calling jessica stupid?
that's so original!
She Is A Beautiful Girl Inside And Out! Makes Sense To Me!!
when your entire life from birth has centered around your looks, and everyone around you has focused on your looks, and then to top it all off, you never took the time to develop your skills or brain, aging is feared instead of celebrated. Look at her eyes in pap pics - such sadness always instead of happiness. She's an "opera singer"… me me me meee meee meeee meeee … it's all about me me me meee meee meee meee!
Can't you figure it out. Jess is going for the CHRISTIAN MUSIC. That's her last road. Hey Jess ONK! ONK! ONK1 ONK!
Oh Perez you bitter fucktard.
It shows how "deep" YOU and the rest of the peanut gallery is. The fact that you need to remind us she's a failed musician is kinda weak, too. Anyway…
That whole "love yourself" bit goes two ways. OBVIOUSLY she's saying love yourself all day long as in appreciate, celebrate, etc. Be confident and feel good knowing you are God's child. But also on the same note, the morning could be youth. Noon is middle age. Night is when you're old. As you get older, maybe you don't feel as pretty. At least she's being positive and all you've got to say is how "fucked up" she is.
And duh duh duhhhhhh….Watch Fiddler on the Roof sometime. Sunrise, sunset is a fucking song. Go back to sucking Lady Ga Ga's clit already.
why rag on a nice encouraging message?
seriously, heidi? you are so pathetic.
the only reason you like "speidi" is because
they are fame whores just like you!
huh?
what a dumbasss lmfao
that is the most retarded thing i've ever heard.
She's been hitting the crack pipe too often. Or she's poisoned by all the fake stuff she keeps having out into her face and Laws knows where else!
when she says "Love Yourself" is she refering to the new Waterproof Jack Rabbit at bedroomsports.com?
Jess, you just fail at life. At least she tries new things.
Heidi is just, stupid. She just stands there. At least Jessica TRIES, let me repeat, TRIES.
She needs to go back to grammer school. Where is the question mark at the end of the first "sentance"?