Good news for residents of El Lay, Courtney Love is outta here!
The delusional ex-Twitterer and incoherent blogger has packed up and gotten the hell out of Dodge Malibu and is now officially living in New York City. Tribeca to be specific.
New Yorkers can blame the move on Love’s “double-crossing employees” for stagging bogus police raids on her Malibu home in an attempt to get a piece of Kurt Cobain’s fortune, or so she says.
Courtney says men claiming to be LAPD and Malibu sheriffs came to her home with “trumped-up John Doe warrants” to haul her off the the looney bin, which usually requires a court-issued psychiatric hold order.
Love also claims her cell phone had been tapped and computer could have been hacked into at any given time with the amount of viruses that were sitting on it. There’s also evidence that her employees attempted to place funds “to senior citizen housing developments and property all throughout the United States”.
But despite all her other issues, the troubled singer says her biggest problem is being Courtney Love.
Sad, but we agree.
You may have left, but you still owe $300,000 to the government whether you live in El Lay or not!
[Image via WENN.]
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