Get Ready, Here Comes Momma Lohan!

Whether you like it or not, Dina Lohan is coming to TV.
And we can’t wait!
Must-watch trainwreck television, it promises to be. We need another Hey Paula, don’t U?
We wanna see the real Dina. They dirty Dina. We’ll probably get some sugar-coated bullshit, but if she wants a hit – she’s gotta show the shit.
“There are so many misconceptions about me and my family. I├óΓé¼Γäóm setting the record straight,” Dina tells People.
And, yes, Lindsay will be making a cameo or two, says Orange Oprah.
├óΓé¼┼ôLindsay is a family member and will lend a helping hand if [little sister] Ali asks her, when she├óΓé¼Γäós in the recording studio,” she shares.
Judging by Dina’s pitch, though, the show promises to be a snoozefest.
“It├óΓé¼Γäós about empowering women to be successful single mothers,” she pontificates. “About being in the limelight without compromising motherhood. It├óΓé¼Γäós about what I do, how you can be successful, and be a single mom and fulfilling your kids├óΓé¼Γäó dreams. Working is my sole source of income. It won├óΓé¼Γäót just be following my family around like other shows. It├óΓé¼Γäóll show me cultivating careers, going to soccer practice. I├óΓé¼Γäóm a big supporter of domestic violence charities, so they├óΓé¼Γäóll show that. Then they├óΓé¼Γäóll show [├óΓé¼┬¥my son├óΓé¼┬¥] Cody at soccer practice. Ali going to school and in the studio. It├óΓé¼Γäóll encompass everything. You├óΓé¼Γäóll see me having five business meetings in the city.”
Sounds like a recipe for disaster!
They better have Michael Lohan on the show too!
Dina and her clan start taping next week in Long Island and NYC. The show will air on E!
“We want it just to be real,” she concludes. “It├óΓé¼Γäós okay if it├óΓé¼Γäós not as crazy as the tabloids make it.”
It better be crazy!
[Image via Mavrix Online.]