John Mayer Is A Sex Martyr!!!

Damn you, mainstream media!

According to John Mayer, you are the only thing keeping his peen from entering the hallow vajayjay oblivion!

“I should be having sex with more girls,” he told the New York Times.

What about boys???

But, it’s the public scrutiny of his love life that keeps him in check!

“It├óΓé¼Γäós crazy to me that in my head, that being 32 and dating women is going to get me in trouble,” he said. “I can├óΓé¼Γäót even explain to you how terrible that feels, that I equate dating a woman with punishment, shame, guilt, disappointment, reproach, reprimand, persecution. It├óΓé¼Γäós a nightmare.”

Get over yourself!

As if the media isn’t helping you get laid!

Or could there be another reason you’re denying the yones?!