Hasn't Haiti Been Through Enough?

Prepare yourselves for another disaster, Haiti:

In an attempt to change his irreparable image, Michael will be heading down to the tragedy-struck country to lend a helping hand. With the other hand, he is going to count the donations that he has collected to give to the country, without ever actually giving it to those in need.

And we’re told he won’t be traveling alone! His whore, Kate Major will be bringing her top-notch journalistic integrity along to provide support and laughs are her expense.

Michael and Kate will be making the trip in three weeks time, when things become “safer.” Shows you how much they are willing to give of themselves!

Have a nice trip guys! Don’t hurry back!

[Image via WENN.]