Look at this unbelievable interchange (below), starting with The Donald's initial tweet:
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Like most, Anthony Anderson learned indispensable wisdom from his mother — but unlike most, that motherly advice included how to go down on a woman!
The Black-ish star stopped by Conan on Wednesday and shared the most awkward story about getting a spontaneous sex class from his mom, confessing:
"I'll just cut to the chase: My mother taught me how to go downtown. My mama taught me how to eat the cookie. Oral sex, Conan! Oral sex."
Conan was visibly distraught as Anderson explained he was in his "early twenties" when his mother decided to teach him — and his friends — how to meet a woman's needs!
The 46-year-old said his mother would put on dirty films from her "extensive video collection" and give a homeschooled lesson in cunnilingus — and it was actually very helpful down the road!
Though Conan was straight up baffled throughout the entire story, he wondered if Anthony's mom was still taking in new students. Ha!
Ch-ch-check out the cringeworthy interview (below) to hear the full story!
Fifty shades of flexible! We had no idea Jamie Dornan could do that!
When the Fifty Shades Darker star stopped by Conan to talk about the sexy workout routine in the upcoming sequel, he let CoCo talk him into demonstrating a little of his sexibility. Sorry, flexibility.
That man has some core strength!
Unfortunately, it sounds like he may have hurt himself a little showing off…
Ch-ch-check out the stunt and possible injury (below)!
Conan O'Brien Announces Conan Without Borders: Made In Mexico Special In Defiance Of Trump & His Stupid Wall!
Conan O'Brien isn't afraid of your walls!
But while one man is bent on souring our relationship with Mexico through a financial sucker punch, another is trying to save it — as Conan announced he will be going south of the border for an all-Mexican edition of his late night show!
On Thursday, the comedian announced he would be traveling down south for Conan Without Borders: Made In Mexico — and do a show with an all-Mexican crew, audience, and guests! Perfecto!!
Watch CoCo's announcement (above) and catch the special episode March 1 on TBS!
James Franco knows a thing or two about weed.
Not only has the actor played a stoner on the big screen, but he's also besties with Seth Rogen IRL — so it's no surprise he finds marijuana to be another source of artistic inspiration.
While his eccentric artwork made for the perfect set design for the upcoming comedy Why Him? — in which the 38-year-old plays an eccentric tech billionaire — it also made for a fantastically awkward present to costar Bryan Cranston.
The gift in question came up when the duo appeared on Wednesday's Conan after the host asked Franco about the art he created for the new film.
Never one to shoot down an opportunity to create some weird sh*t, Franco explained:
This man could have been part of the new regime — now he may just have to lead the revolution.
Bernie Sanders visited Conan O'Brien Tuesday night, and it wasn't to deliver a message of hope.
In the aftermath of the election, the Vermont Senator has noticed Donald Trump tweeting some "insane" things about the results, including claims he won the popular vote if you discount all the "illegal" votes.
Bernie has a "scary" theory about that message, and it has him worried for the country!
Ch-ch-check out Bernie's breakdown of the President-elect's continued campaign on Twitter (below)!
Ashton Kutcher Tells Conan He Wanted To Name His Baby Boy 'Hawkeye' — Good Thing Mila Kunis Has Another Name Picked Out! Watch!
On Wednesday night, Kutcher swung by Conan O'Brien's late night show to chat about babies and how freaking difficult the process is!
While Mila and Ashton have apparently already picked a name out for their unborn boy, the 38-year-old did reveal the name he REALLY wanted for his son, "Hawkeye". Of course, the Mash-inspired name didn't fly as it didn't pass the "Mila threshold"! LOLz!
Ch-ch-check out Ashton's HIGHlarious interview (below) as we wait to find out what the happy couple have named their unborn bundle of joy!
Late Night Election Hangover! Seth Meyers, Samantha Bee, & Even CONAN Get Serious On The Reality Of President Donald Trump!
Most of America is still shocked Donald Trump managed to win the U.S. Presidency this week, but no one is more stunned than the late night hosts who spent the last year mercilessly berating his joke of a candidacy.
Sadly, hate trumped comedy also…
All the TV funny people were still wrapping their heads around the election results on Wednesday night, and delivered somber monologues pretty much saying the same thing — like it or not (not), we have to deal with four years of Trumpland.
Ch-ch-check out all the late night clips (below), starting with a tearful Seth Meyers: