Dina Lohan is letting this whole award-winning mother role very seriously.

Not only is she giving Miley Cyrus' mom parenting advice, but Orange Oprah is also now attending charity events!

Seems like Dina wants to "rehab" her image.

Here's Momma Lohan with family friend, Angie Harmon, at the 5th Annual Candies Foundation 'Event To Prevent' Benefit, held at Cipriani in NYC on Wednesday night.

Next thing you know, Dina's gonna be running for city council in her hometown in Long Island….and she'd probably get elected!!!!

[Image via WENN.]

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Lindsay Lohan is trying her hardest to make it big again.

And how does she plan to do so??????

She's going to partner up with Snoop Dogg for her third album!

Yes, unfortunately, she IS releasing another shiteous record.

LaLohan is now a part of Motown. Yes. Lohan is on Motown.

As for her track with Snoop Dogg, insiders are saying the song is "amazing." Those insiders are probably Lindsay and Dina!

Adding to the list of collaborators, Motown will be bringing in musicians like Pharrell and Timbaland to help try and make a good record.

That's not always guaranteed, though.

Look at what happened to Ashlee Simpson!

Also working on a record is Lindsay's little sister, Dina Ali, who's in the studio recording her own album for Jimmy Lovine’s Interscope via Maloof Music.

What's next? Mom Dina to release her own album?

We should be so lucky!

[Image via WENN.]

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As Lindsay is busy being a mess…

Ali Lohan is set to take her sister's place in the spotlight!

Lindz's little sister has just landed her first film, according to entertainment reporter David Caplan.

Aliana, 14, has begun filming her first film project, Mostly Ghostly, in Los Angeles.

Ali's role shares similarities with Lindsay's breakout hit, 2004's Mean Girls.

She'll play "a popular high school senior" in the film, a source tells Caplan.

Shit, Ali looks old enough to play a COLLEGE senior!

The film, which we're sure we'll go straight to DVD, is based on the pre-teen book series Mostly Ghostly, which centers on an 11-year-old boy who befriends two ghosts.

All these Lohans are such famewhores.

Next thing you know, Cody will end up with his own show on Nickelodeon. He's too low-rent for Disney!

[Photo via Getty Images.]

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Tracey Ullman is at it again, skewering those ladies we love to hate, Dina and Ali Lohan.

Click here to watch the latest, most greatest skit on the fucked-up twosome from the comedienne's new Showtime program.

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How hot is that old bitch???? And by old bitch, of course we mean Alian Lohan.

But Grandma's a sexy piece of ass too! We'd do her! Just take her dentures out and she's ready to go!

Orange Oprah took the Ladies Lohan out in Manhattan on Thursday to film their new E! reality show.

Now that Dina is pimping out Granny, the old hobag needs to learn to bend over and take it.

Fame isn't everything it's cracked up to me, abuelita!

How many times you think Grandma Hohan has been in rehab??????

[Image by Christopher Peterson via Buzz Foto.]

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When you look old enough to be your mom's sister, you know something's seriously wrong!

Little Angie Harmon Ali Lohan attended a screening of High School Confidential in NYC this past week.

They both look like coked out Long Island housewives!

How old do you think Ali is???

The answer still surprises us!

CLICK HERE to find out the future rehab-er's age!

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Lindsay Lohan's little sister, Aliana (aka Ali) is a desperate little troll…and we love her!

The teenager going on menopausal housewife unabashedly wants to be famous. At whatever costs! And that includes releasing a Christmas album, which bombed, and starring in an upcoming reality TV show with her momager, Dina, which will likely fail as well.

The hungry wannabe is featured in the new issue of Teen Vogue. Here are some HIGHlights from the future rehab-er's interview!

ON MAKING IT IN HOLLYWOOD: "I want it so bad. So bad you don't even know. And now, it's actually happening."

ALI, ON HER NEW REALITY TV SHOW: "It's not all that fake stuff. It's just what we do in our everyday life."

ALI, ON BIG SISTER LINDSAY: "I grew up watching Lindsay, and it made me want to do what she does. Just the whole vibe. Being there, being on camera, or onstage, with everybody listening to you…it's so cool when people look up to you. I've already been asked for my autograph, and it's just a really good feeling to have."

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