Another Clinton Aide Claims Bill Got "Touchey-Feely"!

Okay, before we start, let's make one thing clear: Former President Bill Clinton did not have sexual relations with this woman. And this time, it's for real! (Though it also makes the story far less interesting.)
But, he did get a little friendly with one of his former female aides, Stacy Parker Aab, who at the time was only 26.
She recalls in her new book, Government Girl: Young and Female in the White House, (because of course there is a book about it!), that during a trip to Okinawa, Japan, for the G8 Summit in 2000, the President asked her to meet him in his hotel room. She explains that he invited her out to the balcony where he gave her a hug that "lingered just a little too long to be paternal."
That's it?! That's your Bill Clinton story?! He didn't try to cop a feel? No sweet dirty talk nothings into your ear?
Well, that is just BORING! Why bother writing a book if that is all you got on the guy? For all you know, the "lingering" could have meant he fell asleep on you! He had a lot of things to keep track of: his wife, his mistress, the country!
Say what you will about Bill, but he was a damn fine President. A pig, but a damn fine President.
Good luck getting that book sold, hun!
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