That, Perezcious readers, is how we ended up in possession of this penis pic (above)!
[Image via Usher/Snapchat.]
Just kidding! We were doing our Grumpy Cat impression to show how excited we are about Lifetime's new holiday flick Grumpy Cat's Worst Christmas Ever.
It was already exciting to find out that Aubrey Plaza would be the voice of this crabby kitty, but then we saw the trailer and everything was even better!
It's National Cat Day and of course Taylor Swift is celebrating!!
Here's why you should be too… vicariously through her!
You know, in case you're allergic or something! LOLz!
Good thing this vet knew what to do!
And who knew vodka could actually save a life!
Missey is a four month old kitten who had a terrifying experience outside of her owner's home in Redcar, England.
The owners of the kitty are Paul Stephenson and his 27-year-old daughter Sara and Sara was attacked with Missey last week in front of their house by a group of thugs.
The gang covered the cat in antifreeze, and even though Missey was given a bath - she started showing signs she was seriously ill the next day!
When they took the cat to the vet they were shocked to discover that one effective treatment for the kitty would be to hook it up to an IV and drip alcohol into its system! At the end of the treatment - the cat had gotten a half of liter of a bottle of 37.9 percent vodka.
And the treatment totally worked!
Here's what Sara the owner said
This is just so sweet.
There are few things scarier than when a pet runs away.
It's all about the unknowns, not knowing where they are, if they're injured, if you'll ever find them again… it's just awful.
So you can imagine the relief these kids felt when they were reunited with their missing cat!