
By the sparkling sea-spork of Poseidon, we never!!
Someone PUH-LEAZE type Joshua Jackson's address into our GPS because Diane Kruger just revealed the cute-as-kittens couple are, for all intents and purposes, nudists!!!
Much to his shock and "aww s**t," the 34-year-old actor's glorious German partner told cameras that her summer secrets for cooling down include frolicking in the NUDE and frequent SKINNY DIPPING sessions in their secluded home's pool!
She revealed

Looks like this couple had a fun night!!
After Diane Kruger’s appearance at the Vogue and MAC Cosmetics Dinner, Diane was spotted leaving a hotel with her beau Joshua Jackson.
She was still rocking those party pants, and Joshua was totally loving it!
Diane was all smiles as Joshua tightly gripped her hand to his chest. Never let go, Josh! LOLz!!
These two prove over and over again that they might just be the most adorbz couple ever!!
We’re sure their night could only be a wild one in the company of those wild pants, ha!
[Image via Pacific Coast News.]
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We have to accept that Diane Kruger is not infallible.
Sure, she looked stunning and on-theme at the Met Gala, but even women of her stature get it wrong sometimes. Remember her overalls?
The 36-year-old was naturally a guest at the Vogue and MAC Cosmetics Dinner honoring Prabal Gurung in El Lay on Monday night, wearing a Prabal Gurung crop top with silk floral pants and Jimmy Choo heels.
Nice abs and all, but what's up with those harem pants? Not flattering!
Almost nobody can make the drop-crotch silhouette work, and we wish people would stop trying.
[Image via Getty Images.]
Happy birthday Jaeger-LeCoultre!
The luxury watch brand is celebrating their 180th birthday by paying tribute to their celebrity ambassador, Diane Kruger, with a short film.
Titled Reinvent Yourself, the 2 minute clip (above) highlights Diane's impressive resume, which includes being a ballerina, model and actress.
What are U waiting for? Press play to watch the queen of reinvention!

Well, punkety punk PUNK!
Diane Kruger dipped the ends of her blonde hair in pink dye for the Met Gala on Monday.
Obviously, the actress wore Chanel Haute Couture, but unlike Anna Wintour, she actually picked a Karl Lagerfeld design that wasn't a total floral bouquet.
Diane's black lace gown was one part punk, one part glam, and all parts GORGEOUS!
Joshua Jackson wasn't punk as far as we could tell, but he did match his red tie to his red socks.
That counts, right?!
[Image via FameFlynet Pictures.]

Diane Kruger and her boyfriend, Joshua Jackson, had a fun day of sort-of-matchyness as they strolled around SoHo!
The Inglourious Basterds leading lady and Fringe's main man wore hip hats, stylin’ shades, and checkered vans!!
We wonder if this was a coordinated look or a happy accident!?
Either way, the two were smiling and having a GREAT time. Maybe they were on another shopping spree?? After all, it seems like the two love to shop together!
Check out their almost analogous attire (below)!
[Image via Pacific Coast News.]

If a guy accompanies you on a shopping spree, he's a KEEPER!
Joshua Jackson happily tagged along on a day of fabulous shopping with longtime girlfriend Diane Kruger in West Hollywood on Wednesday.
The two looked very fashion forward together even if the t-shirt and jeans clad Joshua was upstaged by Diane in her green print Marni dress and light beige Salvatore Ferragamo tote.
But that's to be expected! The important thing is that he didn't scoff when she suggested they make pit stops at the Monique Lhuillier and Alexander McQueen boutiques.
What a PERFECT boyfriend!
Diane, you better hold on tight to this one!
[Image via Splash News.]