As we mentioned yesterday, some crazy ladies on the East coast gave Dina Lohan an award for being one of the Top 20 Moms in Long Island.

Ha ha! HAAAAA!!!!!!!

We still can't help but laugh.

And it seems we aren't the only ones that find it crazy. Ex-hubby Michael Lohan had a few words to say about Dina and her award.

Michael says, "Are you kidding! Top celebrity mom? Look at her off-screen antics, her lack of morals and how she conducts herself. I guess they forgot to mention how this top super-mom leaves her kids alone at night and even parties in their presence. Just wait until we go back to court."

And the drama begins again.

We love you Poppa Lohan!

Michael continued, "She comes stumbling out of Butter at 3:15 a.m. with bloodshot eyes and a red runny nose, yelling 'Oh, [bleep],' when she saw the paparazzi."

According to Michael, it turns out Dina was supposed to have attended their weekly family therapy appointment this week and didn't show in order to go to the award ceremony.

To that Dina responded, "He's a loose cannon. We speak to a therapist once a week and I'm not required to be there. My kids want me there, so I go. Obviously with our [TV] show and the event, [daughter] Ali and I rescheduled. I've allowed him visitation once a week, so I don't understand why he's doing this. He's jealous that I got the award. He even called the organizers and tried to talk them out of giving it to me."

The organizers should have listened!

We bet they probably just wanted the publicity, though. Smart PR people.

Dina's theory is that Michael is just using the media to try and communicate with her, since she has a restraining order against him until 2011.

She adds, "He's using the media to talk to me. I'm getting nervous. Lindsay came to town two weeks ago and wanted security guys there in case he showed up. His parole officer needs to see what he's doing and realize that he cannot address me directly or indirectly. He wears a tracking device and they'll know if he comes anywhere near me. He's on a mission to destroy me."

Restraining orders. Conspiracy theories. Shit talking.

We loves it!

This shit better be on Orange Oprah's crappy reality show!

Stay tuned for more Lohan vs Lohan.

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Dina Lohan is letting this whole award-winning mother role very seriously.

Not only is she giving Miley Cyrus' mom parenting advice, but Orange Oprah is also now attending charity events!

Seems like Dina wants to "rehab" her image.

Here's Momma Lohan with family friend, Angie Harmon, at the 5th Annual Candies Foundation 'Event To Prevent' Benefit, held at Cipriani in NYC on Wednesday night.

Next thing you know, Dina's gonna be running for city council in her hometown in Long Island….and she'd probably get elected!!!!

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You KNOW things are bad when Lindsay Lohan's mom is giving your mom advice!

And that's just was Dina Lohan is doing.

The mother of the year offers some parenting tips to Miley Cyrus's mom.

Dina was being honored this week in New York by "Mingling Moms."

Orange Oprah was being presented an award for being one of the Top 20 Moms in Long Island by the "Mingling Moms of long Island." Must suck to have your mom on that same list as Dina!!!!

And while there, a reporter asked Lohan what advice she would give to Miley's mom.

Lohan responded with, "I don't know Miley's mom, but you know, just say strong and keep your head up. And she's talented [Miley] and stay focused."

Oh and then she adds, "You know, and be her mom."

Ha! If only she would follow her own advice!

That's almost as good as Lynne Spears and her parenting skills book.

These Hollywood moms should all get together and write a book on what NOT to do as a parent.

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Dina Lohan proudly picked up her first and last award ever on Tuesday night.

Orange Oprah was named one of the Top 20 Moms in Long Island by the 'Mingling Moms' organization.

You know, cuz she did such a great job with Lindsay.

Fret not, Dina's still got two young kids whose lives she can fuck up!

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Dina Lohan was named a 'top mom' by Long Island-New York organization Mingling Moms.

What did Orange Oprah do to deserve such an honor?????

A spokesperson for the group said, “We’re just honoring celebrities' moms on Long Island. It’s something for Mother’s Day. It’s a list of mothers from Long Island who have raised superstar children.”

So, she's basically being honored for pimping out her kid.

Not exactly a glowing recommendation!

Mingling Moms is also honoring Carol Baldwin (mom to the Baldwin brothers), Roslind Nyman Joel (mother of Billy Joel), Shelley Stevens Hershlag (Natalie Portman’s mom), Rosalie Macchio (Karate Kid's Ralph Macchio’s mother) and Patricia Vian, mother of divalicious Mariah Carey.

Classy! Dina's getting an award from a starfucker organization! We wonder if her heart is swelling with pride????

It's probably as big as her ego!

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Lindsay Lohan is trying her hardest to make it big again.

And how does she plan to do so??????

She's going to partner up with Snoop Dogg for her third album!

Yes, unfortunately, she IS releasing another shiteous record.

LaLohan is now a part of Motown. Yes. Lohan is on Motown.

As for her track with Snoop Dogg, insiders are saying the song is "amazing." Those insiders are probably Lindsay and Dina!

Adding to the list of collaborators, Motown will be bringing in musicians like Pharrell and Timbaland to help try and make a good record.

That's not always guaranteed, though.

Look at what happened to Ashlee Simpson!

Also working on a record is Lindsay's little sister, Dina Ali, who's in the studio recording her own album for Jimmy Lovine’s Interscope via Maloof Music.

What's next? Mom Dina to release her own album?

We should be so lucky!

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Her upcoming reality show is gonna SUCK. It's bound to be a watered-down version of her life, which is one delicious mess.

According to reports, Dina Lohan was an absolute wreck at Monday's Made of Honor premiere party in the NYC.

Orange Oprah and her hanger-ons partied at the Metropolitan Club ’til the early morning hours.

An eyewitness says she was dancing, drinking and playing with her hair extensions. Typical stuff….for someone in their teens of twenties!

The insider goes on to say, "The hours are going by and everyone is leaving, some people left very late, and she was still there partying, still going. She probably stayed past the staff."

She's like the Energizer bunny! Only instead of batteries….

A little piece of our cold heart goes out to Linds.

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Seems like Mimi's got a new man on her hands!

Mariah Carey and actor Nick Cannon have been getting very close lately.

The special "friends" flew in to Las Vegas together on a private jet Monday night, sources reveal exclusively to PerezHilton.com.

Mimi and Cannon then hopped over to Prive at Planet Hollywood to celebrate the birthday (her 48th?) of Carey's best friend, rapper Da Brat.

Mimi, as she is prone to do, was wearing sunglasses all night. She can't dare to make any eye contact with "normal" people!

Carey was sipping the Dom Rose and having a gay ol' time with Nick and Brat.

Meanwhile, sources tell us, Orange Oprah herself, Dina Lohan was next door at the Living Room tossing back Ketel One until 4:45 am.

Ali and Cody can take care of themselves!

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Tracey Ullman is at it again, skewering those ladies we love to hate, Dina and Ali Lohan.

Click here to watch the latest, most greatest skit on the fucked-up twosome from the comedienne's new Showtime program.

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The Lohans are fighting again, and we love it! Unfortunately, this shiz is probably too real to end up on Orange Oprah's "reality" show, whoring out little sister Aliana.

We reported a few weeks ago that Lindsay headed home (to Long Island, NY) for Easter to spend time with her ailing grandfather.

Well, according to Linds' pop Michael Lohan, she never even made it to her gramps' hospital bedside — then or anytime since!

Ouch!

In addition to dissing her gramps, La Lohan snubbed her grandmother as well, who was involved in a pretty major car crash on Easter Sunday! Granny Lohan had to be medevacked by helicopter to a hospital after hitting a telephone poll and tree.

No Linds visit for the old gal either!

Michael Lohan says that he's re-opening his divorce case in hopes that Dina Lohan will take a more active role in getting their kids to pay respects to his parents. "[Dina] told me, 'It's up to the kids if they want to see their grandparents.' But she's made no effort to put them in touch or make this happen. That is the bottom line."

Ha! Like opening up that old legal wound will help anything.

We think Orange Oprah lost all control of Linsday at age 10!

So Linds, time for clubbing but no time for family, eh?! We know she can't use the work excuse!

Lohan's spokeswhore was unavailable for comment.

On a side note, Poppa Lohan is also suing his ex over her upcoming reality show, Living Lohan, slotted to air this summer on the E!. "It's the exact same show I pitched. She even used my title."

The gloves are off. Let the punching begin!

This is how we love the Lohans, trashy and fighting it out in public.

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