After years of avoiding the spotlight, Harrison Ford has made quite the comeback!!!!

The Indiana Jones star tops Forbes' annual list of Hollywood's highest earning actors!

Ford came out of near retirement for Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull and was offered a deal to split the proceeds of the film, which earned him $65 million between June 2008 and June 2009.

Impressive!!!

Other actors who came close include Adam Sandler, Will Smith, Eddie Murphy, Nicolas Cage and Johnny Depp.

Ford's still got it!!!!!

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Eddie Murphy at the premiere of his latest shiteous flick, Imagine That, this weekend in El Lay.

Eddie Murphy has that shit-eating grin on his face because ____________.

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Eddie Murphy scored his dream role!

The degenerate daddy has been tapped to play his 'idol', the late funny great Richard Pryor in a new film.

It should actually be pretty good. Oscar-winning writer Bill Condon is reportedly attached to the project as well.

Eddie is apparently so jazzed about playing Pryor that he waived his his usual fees for the project, which has a relatively low budget of $25 million.

Don't eff it up, Eddie!

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Good job, P!

Mz. Hilton came out on top of the Razzie Awards on Saturday night, winning three awards: Worst Actress and Worst On-Screen Couple for her role in The Hottie and the Nottie and Worst Supporting Actress in Repo! The Genetic Opera.

She ties Eddie Murphy for overall wins in one year, a record which Murphy set with last year's shiteous excuse of a movie, Norbit.

Mike Myers' box-office bomb, The Love Guru, also won three awards: Worst Picture, Worst Actor, and Worst Screenplay!

Check out the rest of last night's winners here!

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Former Spice Girl Melanie Brown and her baby daddy, Eddie Murphy, have apparently settled their 15-month child support battle.

Eddie has agreed to shell out $50K/month for the upkeep of Angel, the daughter he denied was his ’til DNA results came in, from now to her 18th birthday.

Eddie has also FINALLY agreed to see little Angel.

It's about time he put aside his douchery!

[Mel/Angel image via GSI Media. Eddie image via Mavrix Online.]

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This is sad.

Former Spice Girl Mel B. gave birth to her adorable baby girl Angel almost two years ago.

The babydaddy is "funnyman" Eddie Murphy.

However, there's nothing funny about the fact that Eddie has never met his daughter.

NEVER!

According to OK!, a friend of Murphy's says “To see the kid, he’d have to see the mother. Maybe when she’s older, Eddie will see Angel, but not now.”

Dick!

With all their servants and workers and stuff, they can't arrange it so they don't see each other?

To deny any involvement in your child's life because you don't want to see the mother = major douche move.

Murphy has seven other kids, 5 from his ex-wife and the other 2 from another ex.

Does he make time to see all of them?

[Image via Mavrix Online.]

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Angel Iris Murphy Brown, the little girl former Spice Girl Melanie Brown conceived with Eddie Murphy, is adorable!

She cruised Beverly Hills with mama Mel B. on Tuesday.

Love her bow!

As y'all know, Eddie only admitted to being the baby daddy after he was forced into a paternity test.

Wonder if he comes around to visit the little one.

Probably not!

Douche!

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Ready for yet another Batman movie?

Ready for Eddie Murphy as the Riddler ???????

Directed by Christopher Nolan and set for a 2010 release, working titled Gotham has reportedly tapped Murphy to reprise the role played by Jim Carey in 1995.

Shia LaBeouf will allegedly play sidekick Robin, while Christian Bale is set to return as the Dark Knight with Michael Cain. Rumor has it that Britain's Rachel Weisz will be playing Catwoman.

This all sounds like a bunch of bullshit to use - we hope!

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It's still a man's world in Hollywood. Just ask the highest-earning A-list celebs.

The top 10 best paid actors in Hollywood have out earned female actresses 2-1 over the last year!

Collectively, the top male actors took home approximately $487 million this year - as opposed to the leading ladies who brought in $244.5 million.

And, of that, the highest paid male actor is surprisingly Will Smith.

Smith took home an estimated $80 million during the last year!!!!

Crazy!

Looks like the Scientology leaders might be replacing Tom Cruise soon as their unofficial spokesman.

Johnny Depp is second on the list of top paid actors, making $72 million in the last year.

And coming in third is Eddie Murphy with $55 million.

People are still paying to see him????

Coming in fourth is Mike Meyers, followed by Leonardo DiCaprio.

Zacquisha will be up there one day!

[Image via Mavrix Online.]

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