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This is Sparta, bitches!!
Gerard Butler made his fans freak the F*CK OUT this week!
First, he signed a blonde fan's forehead… WHILST holding her hand/arm might we add! As you see in the pic above, both parties are very delighted with the situation.
But his fan-devotion really peaked when he agreed to wear a Spartans helmet. Fans started losing their shiz just off that, but when the booty-bustin' actor screamed THIS IS SPARTA (a la his 300 character), they all lost their voices after those shrieks!
Ch-ch-check out the pics (below)!!!
And when you're done ogling at those, watch his interview with Jimmy …AFTER THE JUMP!!!
Now that Gerard Butler has finally admitted to boning Brandi Glanville way back when, we now all have the pleasure of getting a peek at what exactly the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills castmember described as an "11 out of 10!"
Okay, so not so much a sneak peek as it is a fraction! Perhaps even a CRACK?!
LOLz! Yup! We went PUNNY right there!
But blatant corniness aside, the rascal of an actor, who is busy promoting his new movie Olympus Has Fallen, was spotted
In his defense, he never asked for her name! On second thought, that's no defense at all!
More specifically, the 300 star reveals whether or not he invaded Brandi Glanville's vagina with his tiny Spartan!
Ch-ch-check him explaining away the ugly truth (above)!
If you remember, the Real Housewives actress claimed he was an 11 out of 10 in bed!
Whoa, high marks!
And how did Gerard rate her? With the infamous line "who's Brandi Glanville?"
Ouch, that kind of response could dent a lady's pride!!
Slow down to catch her last name next time, lover boy!
Or you might accidentally hurt her feelings later on, after she dishes about your supposedly private affair to the tabloids!
First "Black Hitler" on an asteroid set to collide with Earth and now the Sexpocaylpse?!
Whatever is the world to do when it's being ravaged by the LUST we feel for sexy vampires, zombies, mummies AND leprechauns?!
For the second year in a row, the late night talk show host has compiled a HIGHlarious "extended trailer" for what looks to be the best cinematic endeavor EVER undertaken, all the while drawing inspiration from certain Razzie-Award-winning sparkly vampire films, as well as Warm Bodies, The Avengers, Les Miserables (with breakdancing!), pretty much every Gerard Butler movie ever made…oh, and the game Jenga, of course!
Seriously! Who DOESN'T want to live in a world where Oprah Winfrey is President?!
Ch-ch-check out Rachel Weisz, Armie Hammer, Topher Grace, Jessica Chastain, Jude Law, Bradley Cooper, Kerry Washington, Jason Schwartzman, Chris Rock, Salma Hayek, Bruno Mars, Amanda Seyfried, Channing Tatum and even Wolf Blitzer put all the Award season nominees to SHAME (above)!
Oh! And don't worry!
Now say it with us:
As director Paul Haggis gives him a "big man kiss" for pledging $75,000 to Haitian relief efforts through Artists for Peace and Justice during the Hollywood Dominoes event powered by CIROC, Gerard Butler thinks to himself "__________________________!"
[Image via Chris Weeks/Wireimage.]