Thank God Sandra Bullock ran for her life!
Her ex-husband Jesse James (can you believe they were ever actually married?) is now designing clothes for the NRA and making a very special gun for Donald Trump. So, yeah, she's soooooo much better off without him.
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In an interview with the Daily Mail, the self-proclaimed "glorified welder" speaks on his past and touches on the time he cheated on America's sweetheart like the idiot that he was.
Currently married to drag racer and heiress Alexis DeJoria, the 47-year-old reminisced of his time with Sandra, saying:
"Yeah, I did cheat on my wife, yeah, I stood up and took accountability for it and apologized. And that's end of story. Everything else was just… [shakes his head]."
"The easy [put down] is like, oh well you cheated on Sandra Bullock. That's the world's easiest comeback. In general, both women and men cheat. It's part of life. It's like people love to see you fall. And the farther you get, the higher you get, the more they love it. I look at myself now and I look at how I was feeling then, and I think I was completely overreacting as far as letting it really get to me."
Overreacting??? Well, he did totally ruin his marriage, so maybe he was right to feel like an asshole.
The end of the marriage to Sandra also took Jesse out of LA and back to Texas, where he says he always felt more comfortable. Moreover, the dissolution apparently taught him some valuable lessons. He admitted:
"A lot of good happened out of [the end of his marriage] because it helped me focus on being a dad more, it helped me focus on doing the right thing and being myself, and getting out of LA and getting a better life for my kids."
Jesse is also quick to add that he has no regrets, and is very happy in his current situation. In fact, he's surprised he even found love again.
"It's just a different deal this time [with Alexis DeJoria] and it just happened. I was like, I'm just going to be that old dude who's single now and never find anybody else, and then it's like – there she is. We like the same stuff, the same music, the same everything. We like all these things. It makes me look back at other relationships and be like, I was an idiot! What was I thinking? That was never going to work. But I guess that's how you learn, you know."
He's definitely right about being an idiot, like in general.
Oh yeah, he also totally has a boner for Drumpf, praising pretty much every little thing he does:
"I know he's working hard and he's doing a lot of stuff – like the thing he signed for equality for women. We don't even know about it and you know why? Because no one does any press on it. They're all like, oh he hates women. I think he's doing good."
Before the end of the interview, the former reality TV star even takes a dig at Amy Schumer:
"[Schumer] is not funny. Even her skits and all the things like that. I don't care about her personal views but I don't think she's that funny."
Okay, whatever, dude.
And what about getting his special gun to President Pumpkinhead?
"I'm just not sure how I'm going to get it to him. I asked his people and they don't know either. They only just started this stuff so I guess they're still getting things figured out."
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