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Is There Any Hope?

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On Thursday, Jessica Simpson hosted a listening party in Nashville for her new country album, Do You Know.

She told the industry crowd gathered, "I'm a little nervous. If I throw up, I'm sorry."

She meant if the crowd threw up she was sorry, right?

Before the 'bittersweet song' Sippin' on History, the bubbly blonde said, "It's about a relationship in my life that could have been a fairy tale, but wasn't."

We wonder which of her many failed relationships she was talking about!

We've never seen someone so good at failing!

[Image via WENN.]

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Jessica Simpson Is Psycho! Or Maybe Just Insecure??? Or Maybe Just LYING????

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Jessica Simpson was being interviewed by a Nashville radio station The River yesterday and the Proactiv spokesperson was asked about Carrie Underwood's assertion to Allure magazine that Tony Romo (her ex and Simpson's current beau) still calls her.

Well, Jessica found Carrie's remarks laughable.

"Tony and I both laughed at that," says Simpson. "We got a chuckle out of it."

Jessica DEFINITELY knows Carrie is lying.

Why? How????

Listen below!

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Beer Belly!

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Tres trash-shay!

Wannabe country singer Jessica Simpson is a Texas girl, through and through, even if Dallas Cowboys fans can't stand her.

In addition to being a Proactiv and hair extension hawking girl, in addition to having her own line of shoes and handbags, the buxom blonde is also going to be a beer whore!

The 'singer and actress' has signed on as spokeswoman for Stampede Light Plus, made by Dallas' Stampede Brewing Co.

Stampede Light bills itself as a beer for active people. H!!

Ashlee's big sis will appear in ads in stores for the beer and is taking a 15 percent stake in the brewer.

Joe Jessica Simpson said in a statement that as an entrepreneur she's "always looking for ways to diversify my portfolio with good ideas and good people."

Wonder what we'll be seeing next from Jess?

She should totally be the new KFC spokesbitch!

[Image via Mavrix Online.]

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It Was Scandalous!


In case you missed it….

CLICK HERE to watch a clip from Perez's appearance on Chelsea Lately.

It was juicy!

You won't wanna missed what was said about Miley Cyrus, Nick Jonas and Jessica Simpson.

Oh, and if you know what we were talking about with regards to Jess, discuss in the comments section!

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Bad News For Dallas Cowboy Fans

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Black magic woman Jessica Simpson is back to haunt you Cowboy fanatics!

She’s getting an early start on the cursing business.

According to a new report, Poppa Joe Simpson revealed that daughter Jess is planning on hanging with your football boys at their pre-season training camp up in Oxnard, CA (about an hour north of LA).

Joe was ALREADY spotted at the Cowboy camp over the weekend.

There's more bad news.

Poppa Simpson told a reporter, "She's coming to the games this year, so you better get ready. She's a fan from the beginning to the end."

Pops also had something to say about his boobalicious daughter's BF, Cowboy quarterback Tony Romo, "He better have the year of his life. I hope he does. He works hard — always working his game, always thinking about it."

Joe can't keep his meddling ways at bay. If Poppa keeps it up, Romo might break up with Jess.

We're sure y'all in Dallas are hoping for it!

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Deja Vu!

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Left: Jessica Simpson on the new September 2008 cover of Elle magazine. Right: Jessica Simpson on the September 2004 cover of Elle magazine.

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Much Too Much

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She's taking this whole country thing a bit far, isn't she????

Jessica Simpson is on the cover of the all-important September issue of Elle magazine.

Dressed as a cowgirl!

The failed actress and singer opens up to the mag about her daddy, John Mayer, Asslee, Tony Romo and much too much.

Here's an exclusive excerpt from her interview!

On her life changing incident:
“I was singing ‘9 to 5’ and I choked and forgot the words in front of the president and in front of Dolly Parton, who’s like the president to me. And the last time I sang in front of the president , I had messed up the lyrics to ‘God Bless America’ so its kind of a thing I have with George W. Anyway, I broke down and said I’m sorry in front of the whole audience. My dad was there. I looked him in the face and said, ‘I will never sing again.’ “

On feeling like America’s most wanted:
“So many people want to bring me down, and I can’t wait to prove them wrong. If they believe what they read about me, they automatically persecute and torment me.”

On her father and manager, Joe Simpson, running his daughter’s love life and career:
“That’s Ludicrous. He just wants me to be happy. Our whole family gets beaten, but that just brings us closer. So people are really doing themselves a disservice.”

On her rocky love life:
“I was going through a lot of pain. I didn’t try anything to change my life other than dating different types of guys and conforming to their worlds. I thought I had to be artsier, more intellectual.”

On her relationship with John Mayer:
“John believed in the Jessica Simpson that’s within. He cherished our love. He helped make me t he woman I am today. John is going to be an amazing man for someone, but I know that I was supposed to be with someone else.”

On recording a song about abuse:
“I had to record that. There’s nothing on my album that you’re gonna hear that I don’t relate to or that I haven’t experienced. Because the only way I know how to sing is from life experience. I don’t want to talk about it, but I have definitely experienced abuse in away that I would tell people to take their heart and run.”

On Tony Romo:
“Most of the guys I dated were captivated by my heart but they had different ways of trying to get to me. Tony understands me. He appreciates my talent. He’s the first person I’ve spiritually connected with. I’m a girl that loves to be in love. I love love!”

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Just Like His Ex, Lachey's Career = Over

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Looks like Nick Lachey's weekend was just as bad as Jessica Simpson's.

As we previously reported, the serial vacationer, Lachey, was tapped to host the High School Musical reality series Get in the Picture on ABC.

Well, the reality competition premiered Sunday to a shitty tune.

It came in #3 with just 4 million viewers on Sunday night.

CBS' ancient but still chugging along Big Brother nabbed 5.8 million.

A repeat of America's Got Talent on NBC came in second with 5.3 million.

Are people just sick of High School Musical shizz?

If they had a 'better' host would more peeps have tuned in?????

We think it's both!

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Jessica's Unwelcome Reception

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Jessica Simpson performed at her first proper country show this past weekend and things did not go as she would have liked.

When the wannabe country singer took to the stage at the Country Thunder Festival in Twin Lakes, Wisconsin, on Saturday night, she was greeted with a warm welcome of boos, reports the local paper.

And, her reviews were less than stellar!

"Many audience members found her attempt to crossover into country irritating and that her vocals lacked a southern sound," says one critic.

Poor Jess.

Have another doughnut!

[Image via Mavrix Online.]

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