All of that money, and the bluetooth isn't hooked up.
No police caught Bruce, but cameras did, which is just as damning.
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In the world of sports, superstitions are more common than naked hookers in The Wolf of Wall Street, and Anna Faris is no exception!!
The hilarious actress recently made her way to Jimmy Kimmel Live! and revealed that she and her hubby Chris Pratt are definitely looking forward to Super Bowl XLVIII, and as Washington natives they'll DEFINITELY be pulling for the Seattle Seahawks!
However, the loving couple recently made a huge mistake that could end up costing their team the game!!
Anna dished that she and Chris bought an itty bitty jersey for their baby boy Jack, but they somehow lost it! Worried that they angered the football gods, they purchased him a new one, but it looks like there's a chance the damage has already been done!
So if Seattle ends up losing the big game on Sunday, Seahawk fan will DEFINITELY know where to point the finger of blame!
Ch-ch-check out Anna's confession (above)!
Well isn't this just one of the sweetest things we've ever seen!
Light on the jokes and heavy on the heartwarming, Jimmy Kimmel and his good friend and chef Mario Batali went to Los Feliz in LA just to find a complete stranger who would let them in their house… and let them raid the fridge and cook for them!
They also stopped an unsuspecting woman along with Lars from Switzerland (who was on a bike), and invited her along too!!
What happens is nothing short of adorable!
We want this to happen to us!!
But Thor!!! Those muscles tho!!!
Chris Hemsworth has decided to go all out for his next role, Heart Of The Sea, which is about the true events that inspired Herman Melville to write Moby Dick. And that means losing a LOT of weight and mass!
Here's what the 30 year old hunk said to Jimmy Kimmel about it:
”A bunch of sailors in a whaling ship get struck by a whale, the ship sinks and they jump onto the small rafts and drift for 90 days. And basically they begin to die and eat each other. [It's] a romantic comedy.”
All jokes aside, big burly sailors won't be burly for long in that situation… so the cast is eating just 500 or 600 calories a day!
In case you've been living under a rock for the past month or so, the Los Angeles Dodgers have been on FIRE lately, and one of the big reasons for their success has been their All-Star pitcher Clayton Kershaw!
The strikeout machine made the most of his day off yesterday and made an appearance on Jimmy Kimmel Live! to talk about the season!
But once all of the baseball blabber came to an end, they talked about more important things, like space!!
About 2 minutes into the interview (above), Clayton reveals that his great uncle Clyde Tombaugh actually discovered Pluto, so needless to say his family was NOT happy when they heard it was downgraded to a dwarf planet!
But don't worry Clayton, we totally agree with your fans! Pluto will always be a planet it our hearts, too! LOLz!!
For those of you who just can't get enough of Jason Collins, we have some GREAT news for you! There are TWO of him! Well, sort of…
Jason and his identical twin brother Jarron Collins had us seeing double when they made an appearance on Jimmy Kimmel Live to talk about the big guy's life since becoming the first openly gay player in a major U.S. men's sport!
But before the NBA center came out to the rest of the world, he says had to let his brother in on the news first. Although Jarron was a bit caught off guard at first, he says he has nothing but love for Jason:
"Oh come on, he's my twin brother. Of course I'm gonna be supportive of him all the time. That's just the way it is."
Awww! Nothing like a little brotherly love to warm our hearts!
Ch-ch-check out the rest of the clip (above)!
The big news has of course had a HUGE impact on Jason's life, but it's also affected Jarron as well. Mainly because he gets confused for his brother ALL the time!
We're just guessing here, but it might have something to do with the fact that they look EXACTLY the same! LOLz!
So to help avoid any confusion down the road, Jimmy brought a little gift for Jarron to make sure people know who's who!
See the HIGHlarious present for yourself …AFTER THE JUMP!!
What better way to get on Jimmy Kimmel Live than to make all kinds of professional sports history?? LOLz!
Jason Collins is going to be sitting down with his twin brother Jarron, and Jimmy on May 15th. They'll probably talk about favorite movies, basketball, being twins. You know, normal stuff.
Oh, and probably the fact that Jason is the first out and proud NBA player!
Kimmel is Jason's first late-night show. How did he land him? Ohhhh we don't know, maybe because ABC and ESPN have a lucrative NBA deal — with Jimmy doing primetime specials during the NBA Finals and all! Ha!
We can't wait to see what Jimmy has in store for you guys on May 15th! Have fun!
[Image via AP Images.]
Since Pizza Hut is responsible for bringing us cheesy pizza with pockets, pizza perfume, hotdog stuffed crusts and sliders, when we heard that Jimmy Kimmel thought up Extreme Double Crust Dinner Box Hands-Free Smoothie Tubers, we didn't even flinch!!
Earlier this month, Xbox LIVE's director of programming, Larry Hryb introduced the Create Your Pizza App that can be used with your controller, voice or gestures, and because it seems like people are getting lazier by the minute, Kimmel decided to poke fun at the new app.
In the clip (above) the host shows us what can come of having everything at your fingertips, and we have to say, it's pretty NAS-TAY.
But if you don't mind having a mixture of pizzas, p'zones, breadsticks, or your choice of pasta, pizza rollers, boneless buffalo wings, cinnamon sticks and marina sauce blended into a tube as your dinner, then this might just be the next BIG thing!!
Ch-ch-check out the clip (above) to either gag or fall in love. LOLz