During this Sunday's Last Week Tonight, the funny man ripped into Ivanka Trump and Jared Kushner in an EPIC 22 minute long rant where he called out the twosome's swift rise to power. In case you forgot, both of the Kushners have taken roles in the West Wing — despite the fact they both have very little political experience.
While many people have praised Ivanka and Jared as the moderating force in the White House, there isn't much evidence that the powerhouse couple have actually done anything to temper the controversial president. We mean, it's kind of bananas that Donald Trump has tapped Mr. Kushner to repair the Middle East, eliminate the country's opioid crisis, and assist in restructuring the Federal government when we haven't even really heard him speak out loud. As Oliver put it, if Jared and Ivanka are the only reason you're sleeping at night then "you should probably still be awake." Snap! Snap!
Be sure to watch John address those issues and so much more in his rant (below)!
Oliver pointed to Rivera specifically, whose Fox & Friends appearance was full of bizarre adulation, including wistfully remembering a dangerous elementary school bully and saying Trump was like that for the world — and, no shit, he meant it as a compliment!
But when he said one of his favorite things was watching bombs fall on "bad guys," that's when the HBO star made it personal, quipping:
So, to educate the Big Cheeto on the proper response for when his friends are getting accused of harassment — which is to NOT discredit the accusers — Oliver decided to place a PSA right where POTUS would see it…
The British comedian bought ad space on The O'Reilly Factor to submit his widely recognized "Catheter Cowboy" in hopes of schooling Trump on sexual harassment.
Despite Last Week Tonight being one of the only advertisers offering to buy time on O'Reilly's show, Oliver said they still haven't heard back from the stations in New York and Washington D.C. about the ad — which included a somber message directly to the president about how he was "blowing this" to protect his own fragile ego!
Ch-ch-check out the foreboding message Catheter Cowboy has for the Pubic Defender (below).
Let's be honest. We aren't going to read the text of the American Health Care Act. No one is. The thing is MASSIVE! It looks like a civics textbook started mainlining HGH (and turned into a real asshole).
So how can we be sure Donald Trump's replacement for Obamacare is terrible?? Well, for one, it's from Paul Ryan and the being-poor-is-a-sin-against-god singers.
In short, he's the kind who blackmails enemies with fake sex tapes, lies about finding archaeological treasures, and convinces his people that democracy is a lie because the U.S. election is rigged — then tries to prove it by rigging it himself.
Oh, and he has Fifth Harmony-style girl groups sing love songs about him! Seriously!
Ch-ch-check out the video (below) for all the problems with Trump's red ties!
He reportedly was busted for minor in possession of alcohol in 2001 (when he was 19-20 years old), for unlawful use of a license in 2002, and seven times for speeding between 2000-2012. He was even charged with leaving the scene of an accident once before in 2002, but that was later amended.
But those violations pale in comparison to the bust that could damn him to a murder charge. As we previously reported, he's already been busted for a DUI (though it was called an OWI in Iowa) back in 2005. He got 60 days in jail, a year probation, and a fine of $500.
Doesn't seem like much of a penalty to us. But it could change everything for him now. Legal expert Troy Slaten explained to E! News why: