Well, it seems this big sis wasn't having any of it!
Koko took to Twitter on Monday with a very cryptic message about all the "sh*t", writing:
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2016 can suck it.
John Oliver made no secret as to what a "an uncommonly sh*tty year" we've been subjected to in a fully free episode of Last Week Tonight, which he capped off with a giant middle finger to the year of hell.
After celebs like Amy Schumer, Kathy Griffin, Jeffrey Tambor, and Weird Al Yankovic flipped the bird to the horrible past twelve months, Oliver concluded the ep by blowing up a giant "2016" sign. For real, with high explosives and everything!
Before the big boom, the British comedian spent most of the episode trying to process the outcome of the election, reminding everyone just how badly we messed up. He said:
The Last Week Tonight host revealed on Sunday's show his glaring error from a 2013 episode of The Daily Show — he actually ASKED Drumpf to run!
In an adorable but unfortunately naive segment, Oliver — who at the time was filling in for Jon Stewart — talked about wanting The Donald to run so badly, he'd even donate to his campaign!
See the classic clip AND John's apology (below)!
Like most who watched last week's final presidential debate, the Last Week Tonight host was particularly horrified when the GOP candidate refused to state whether he would concede to the results of the election
when if he loses.
The political commentator noted the point in the debate where Hillary Clinton mentioned how the Donald even said the Emmys were rigged because he failed to win any awards hosting The Apprentice — similar to his latest campaign strategy of insisting that the entire election is rigged.
Trump was still clearly salty about his Emmy snub that night, as his response on the debate stage was a bitter "I should have gotten it."
Since Oliver (and America) knows all too well by this point that Trump is "medically incapable of accepting that he is a loser," the HBO host had a proposition for the business mogul that would allow him to claim he won something!
Grabbing the Emmy award he won last month for Best Variety Talk Series, Oliver made a bet with the candidate so he won't have to walk away empty handed. He said:
Every week, it seems like we've reached a new low in the presidential race, until the latest Donald Trump scandal brings the bar even lower.
And after the most recent scandal reported on Friday, John Oliver wants us to know "we have sunk so low, we are breaking through the earth's crust, where drowning in hot magma will come as sweet relief."
The Last Week Tonight Host is of course referring to leaked audio from 2005 in which Trump bragged about sexually assaulting women to then-Access Hollywood cohost Billy Bush, which was a heated topic of discussion during the second presidential debate.
While Oliver's HBO show taped ahead of Sunday's showdown, he viciously weighed in on Trump's lewd conversation — and called out the GOP for waiting so long to condemn the controversial candidate!
After remarking on Trump's heinous comments about grabbing women "by the p*ssy," Oliver laid into Bush, who giggled at the icky remarks before telling the "hot as sh*t" actress they had just talked about to hug first Trump, then "the Bushy."
Oliver was quick to point out Bush's display of douchebaggery, quipping:
But not many can talk about how terrible Trump is IN PERSON.
Enter Graydon Carter, the editor of Vanity Fair, who on Tuesday morning wrote a short piece about his many run-ins with the figure to whom he famously referred as a "short-fingered vulgarian."
The takedown is as fascinating as it is brutal, and we highly recommend it.
But if you don't have time to read the lengthy piece, here are the best five things we learned:
Believe it or not, some voters are still undecided. And John Oliver thinks he knows why.
But is that really the case??
Let HBO's resident newsman break the big scandals down for you in front of Monday night's debate.
Ch-ch-check out the extra-large Last Week Tonight clip to get a real look at the skeletons in the closets (above)!!!