And she's feeling it too!

While on a coffee run in Santa Barbara on Monday, Katy Perry, along with her boyfriend Russell Brand, ventured out with a message emblazoned across her tittays.

It reads:

The Real Shit, Shit to make you FEEL shit

Insightful!

[Image via WENN.]

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We got the Golden Ticket!

Saturday night, Katy Perry celebrated her 25th birthday with a Wonka-themed white party that was just as much a celebration of friendship as it was her life and the incredible success she's had thus far.

We've known her for three years now, and most of the faces in that room are friends that Katy's had for a very long time - plus Mom, Dad and Sister Hudson, and some special friends like our beloved T-Swizzle, yes Taylor Swift was in da house!!!

When we say that this birthday extravaganza was one of the best birthday parties ever, we are not exaggerating! And everybody in attendance on Saturday night would back up that assertion!

We were under the impression initially that - like last year - it was a costume party (albeit with a white theme) so we went ahead and had that Mother Perezia outfit made. We then found out it was just a white themed dress code, but screw it, we had that Theresa-inspired ensemble created for us and we rocked the shiz out of it! Plus, it kept up the spiritual theme we established last year when we went as Jesus to Katy's 24th birthday costume party (and she went as Freddie Mercury).

The space the party was held in was transformed into Wonka's factory with candy all over the place and a string section greeting you with their take on memorable tunes.

Dinner included lots of yumminess, especially some deelish yellow and green mashed potatoes - and there was so many sweets downstairs for dessert that we're surprised we didn't go into a food coma.

The MisShapes provided some fun songs and revelers proceeded to get incredibly messy as we all sullied our white outfits with some party paint, which was SO MUCH FUN! See exhibit C above with Perezzers, T-Swizzle and Julianne Hough.

We all had soooooo much fun that the lame ass fire marshals put a damper on he whole party and kinda shut it down after Katy's blowing out her birthday cake turned into a food fight and cake was splattered all over the dance floor. The fire marshals shut down the dance floor - claiming it was a hazard - and forced everybody to dance on the green astro turf in the other room.

Then, the lame ass fire marshals told the DJs they had to cut their set early and they shut the party down just after 1 AM.

Boo on you, Los Angeles fire marshals!

1) It's a private party! 2) You should be working WITH people on their special day - not against them! 3) That venue had insurance, in case anyone did slip and hurt themselves!

But, you know what???? Despite the dicky behavior on the part of city officials, Katy's birthday party was still epic. And no asshole fire marshal was able to rain on her parade!

She and everyone there had AN INSANELY AMAZING time.

We expect to see lots of photo booth pictures starting to pop up very soon!

Happy birthday, Katy!

We love you!!!!

[Many many many thanks to Sammy & Judy - "The Kids" for helping us with our outfit!]

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Look who's having dinner together?!

Katy Perry and Russell Brand!!!

They keep popping up all over the place, kissing and spending time together. They're just ADORABLE.

The duo had a romantic meal in West Hollywood last night at Ago Restaurant. They left together, but kept their distance, trying to avoid being photographed together.

Didn't work!

You guys can't avoid it - you're the papz new "it" couple! Those photogs are going to be all over you like crabs on a contestant of Rock of Love.

Sweet, huh?

[Image via GSI Media.]

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We bet Katy is gonna get quite the birthday present this year!

Katy Perry's boy toy, comedian Russell Brand was spotted visiting Coco de Mer, an erotic luxury boutique in West Hollywood on Tuesday.

The only thing that says 'I love you' more than flowers - high end bondage gear!

Have fun, you two!

[Image via Fame Pictures.]

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Making out and looking rather cute together, if we may say so!

Katy Perry and Russell Brand are the hot new couple in Hollywood right now and they showed off their lovey-dovey, groping-touchy-feely relationship at their friends Paul McKenna and Randy Jackson's party in Hollywood on Saturday.

How cozy and cute are you two?

Get a room!

[Image via Pacific Coast News Online.]

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What a fabulous pairing of musical minds!

Rivers Cuomo of Weezer has revealed that he will be working with the delightful Katy Perry on her next album saying that they will be "writing together next week. Can't wait."

Cool!

Katy herself has just headed back in the studio this week to start working on the new album which she has said is going to be very different from her smash record One of the Boys.

"I'm kind of thinking I want to do my record like a mesh between 'Lovefool' by the Cardigans and ['The Sign'] by Ace of Base. I want to make songs that people want to hold hands and roller-skate to.

I'm not looking to alienate my fans, but I can't be that grown-up Shirley Temple girl wearing the stupid strawberry in her hair all the time…because I'd kill myself or someone else would for me. So I'm really excited to always be evolving and changing — with my look, with my music, it keeps me entertained as well."

Can't wait to hear your new sound, Katy!

[Image via WENN.]

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God help him - literally!

For Katy Perry's evangelical Christian parents, the Almighty is the one thing that may give the sexually-experienced funnyman an edge.

Supposedly, Katy is desperate for her family to accept new boyfriend Russell Brand, so she is arranging a meeting as soon as possible before she hosts the MTV Europe Music Awards next month.

"Katy is as besotted with Russell as he is with her. However, her parents are extraordinarily strict Christians," said a source. "Katy is sure that, after a bit of getting used to him, they would approve of Russell, but she wants to get that initial meeting out of the way as early as she can. Keith and Mary are devoted to the church and hold the institution of marriage as a central core of their beliefs.

So, don't expect them to approve any pre-marital hanky panky!

Keith and Mary Hudson are pastors, who run an evangelical ministry in Temecula, CA. They can even marry couples if they decide to wed one day.

Let's take this one day till its inevitable demise at a time!

[Image via WENN.]

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Oh, fools in love - and fashion!

Katy Perry and Russell Brand hit up the John Galliano show at Paris Fashion Week on Wednesday.

She looked like a pretty pink princess, whereas he was the frog that fell short of his royal promise.

We give it 3 months!!!

Any bets?!

[Image via WENN.]

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Let it go, Silly!

Even though the feud between Allen and Katy Perry has been kept at bay for months upon months now, Lils refuses to forgive and forget!

Allen was invited to be the special guest for the Chanel show in Paris on Tuesday, but when it was suggested that Perry attend the show as well, Lily shot down the idea!

Why does she insist on drawing out the feud even longer????

[Image via WENN.]

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