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Kris Jenner is determined to embarrass Khloé Kardashian this week!
Earlier on Friday, the #momager posted a sad yet hilarious throwback shot of KoKo getting tortured by Kim Kardashian West as a child.
Apparently Kimmy put massive clip-on earrings on her baby sister's delicate ears, making Khloé bawl out in pain. But look at that expression on Kim's face! She's diabolical!
Kris' comment also seemed pretty gleeful:
"When your big sister puts clip on earrings on you and then takes a selfie to capture the moment…. Lol!!!!@khloekardashian @kimkardashian#memories #family #FBF ❤️❤️"
That wasn't all though, as Kris also shared a shot of her youngest Kardashian daughter in questionable leopard print clothing and makeup:
All is right in Rob Kardashian's world!
As we're sure you're aware, Kris Jenner's youngest and the former stripper had beef stemming from Kylie dating Chyna's baby daddy Tyga and Chy now being engaged to Kylie's brother. Yes, you read that right.
In response to the reunion, Rob took to Instagram to announce his relief that he's no longer trapped in the middle.
The formerly-troubled reality star penned:
One big happy family!
They kept it pretty low-key Thursday night, after the Snap heard ’round the world, by going out to dinner and not even particularly dressing up for it.
Kyles and Tyga hit up Nobu in Malibu, with the 18-year-old dressed downright plainly in black leggings, silk bomber jacket, and Puma sneakers and cap.
Her other half matched up perfectly in his own all-black ensem and baseball hat, but he stood out thanks to that giant vase of flowers he was seen carrying into a car.
Meanwhile, Kris Jenner was at Craig's also dressed in a sporty casual ensem complete with sneakers.
It's like they all coordinated or something!
See more pics in the gallery (above)!
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Ah, now this makes way more sense!
Well, Kim Kardashian West was apparently behind the entire thing! Because of course she was!
According to TMZ, an insider close to Rob Kardashian's fiancée says that Kimmy called up B.C. a few weeks ago in hopes of squashing the beef between the future Angela Kardashian and the rest of the KUWTK crew.
At the end of the day, Rob's happiness and health are the most important things — right?!
Plus… we all know Kris Jenner's pride and joy likes to keep drama between the family on lock.
With the engagement dilemma behind them, the outlet reports that
Brody Jenner is certainly not drinking that Kardashian Kool-Aid!
According to Page Six, Caitlyn Jenner's 32-year-old son reportedly shot back while partying at Coachella after being congratulated on the success of his "family," in reference to Kim Kardashian West and co.
Brody was allegedly overheard loudly saying:
"They're not my f*cking family!"
Of course the Kardashian klan and friends have all kinds of opinions on the happy couple's announcement as Kris Jenner is NOT to pleased, Khloe Kardashian feels betrayed, and Tyga… he's just looking out for his baby boy.
Well, Rob may have gone and done something ELSE his family won't be too happy about as the sock mogul took to Instagram to share: