Whenever a LOLhan opens her or his mouth, we cringe.

Because bullshit is sure to come spewing out!

Case in point:

Dina Lohan just had to add her two cents to Situation Ugly. She says that contrary to rumors, Lindsay doesn't know why her 6 episode deal was cut to 4, her daughter "had fun," and "America's a doll."

She also wants to set the record straight on some other things. There was no posse, it was just

Dina

Dina's mom

and Ali.

Who were all necessary at the shoot, we're sure.

And they didn't trash the room.

And Lindsay is a perfect lady.

Whatever, Dina.

[Image via WENN.]

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Is Michael Lohan finally wising up?

Daddy LOLhan says he now regrets all the nasty things he said about saMAN because he's a "Christian" and "should not pass judgment."

Awww, that's so nice of him.

He says he thought he could use the media to reach out to his daughter, but has since learned better.

Yeah, especially after Lindsay used the media to call her father a "coward" on her MySpace.

He claims to be in contact with LezLo and his college-aged son, Michael. As for the rest, Michael is keeping his lips sealed, saying, "Family matters should be kept private."

"I've learned that now."

Great.

Now shut up!

[Image via WENN.]

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Remember not too long ago, when Lindsay Lohan was working (Actually working!) on Georgia Rule, and she was so naughty that studio CEO James G. Robinson wrote her a scathing little note?

It seems that old habits die hard, even when they've all but destroyed your career.

Insiders are saying that after Lindsay's diva behavior on the set of Ugly Betty, she might find work a little scarce.

One insider dished, "She's got no film work, and after this ['Ugly Betty' news], she's not going to land TV jobs."

And it's not just her "liability" issues that make her an unfavorable casting choice, filmmakers feel that Lindsay can no longer carry a movie, except maybe down the toilet.

"Every project she's had has fallen through," another source told MSNBC.

I Know Who Killed Me anyone?

We'll see if her upcoming Labor Pains will lead to a career rebirth.

For now, all she's known for is working the pAArty scene and the rumor mill with her are-they-or-aren't-they relationship with "good fried" saMAN.

[Image via WENN.]

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Fine. Then Lohan' Bi-han to us going forward!

A Bihan friend blabbed to the NY Daily News that Firecrotch demands that friends recognize she’s not a 'lesbian' because she still 'loves men':

“She has been telling everyone over and over that she’s still into guys. She keeps saying if anything went wrong with Sam she would date a guy next. She even flirts with guys when they go out.”

So, if it wasn't for saMAN Ronson, FC wouldn't have played the other team's game.

Also, based on the other things Bi's pals are saying, looks like ho'ing isn't out of her blood.

At the moment, Bihan and saMAN are 'still googly-eyed for each other' but FC wants to keep her options open.

Bihan's such a heartbreaker!

[Image via WENN.]

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As we mentioned earlier today, respectable actress Lindsay Lohan has just been fired let out early from her deal with Ugly Betty.

LaLohan was to guest star in six episodes this season, though she's been cut to appear in just four.

Ouch!

That's what she gets for apparently being such a brat on set.

And now, sources close to the show are confirming the reports that she's been cut and releasing some juicier news.

One high-level insider who wanted to remain anonymous says, "They don't plan to have her back for more episodes."

Even better, adds the source, "And they are cutting her out of the episodes they have already shot."

LezLo must be furious!!!

Will any producers be stupid enough to still hire her????

Aside from her brattiness and diva behavior on set, it seems the "main" driving force behind the decision was that LezLo wasn't going along with the creative process.

According to another source, "She was not so interested in creating a character. She was more interested in just playing herself, and that doesn't work on a show like this with such heightened reality."

Obviously someone needs to take some acting classes!

Playing yourself isn't really acting. That's called getting paid to read some lines.

So, do U care that LaLohan is no longer such a major part in this season of Ugly Betty?

[Image via WENN.]

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Is our precious LezLo still up to her old tricks?

The wacktress was apparently such a brat on the set of Ugly Betty that her 6 episode deal to guest star on the show was cut to just 4.

A production source snitched that Lindsay showed up flanked by her entourage, smoked like a chimney, and trashed her dressing room so hard that it had to be repainted. But what's worse is that in a bitchy play of power, Lindsay refused to come to set until the show's star, America Ferrera, was there.

In one episode, America's character exacts revenge on high school nemesis Lindsay by pantsing her - and during the shoot, Lindsay wasn't wearing any underwear!

But, a source close to LezLo is quick to defend her, saying that it was all America's fault, and that Lindsay has broken her commando habit (Remember that?) and "wears underwear all the time now!"

Well, good!

The pal says that America pantsed her during a rehearsal when she wasn't supposed to carry through with the action. Lindsay was so embarrased "she started crying."

Oh Lindsay, it's nothing we all haven't seen before!

The source goes on to say that it was the cast of Fringe that messed up the dressing room, and that Lindsay only traveled with her sober companion

and her manager

and her assistant

and her girlfriend, saMAN…

and occasionally her publicist.

Ultimately "America didn't like her and got her kicked off."

But the actresses' respective reps are playing nice.

America's mouthpiece says, "America is grateful to have had her on the show and thinks everyone should tune in to see how great the episodes are."

And Lindsay's rep says, "Lindsay was scheduled for six episodes and is appearing in four but had a lovely time."

Reps make the world seem like such a pleasant place.

[Image via WENN.]

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Lindsay Lohan and her lady, saMAN Ronson were in Tokyo for Charlotte Ronson's fashion show on Tuesday.

They were snapped hitting the show's after party at a club called Le Baron.

saMAN looked extra manly that night! And hot!

Doesn't it look like La Lohan just rolled out of bed?

Her butthole must still hurt!

[Image via Junko Kimura/Getty Images for Charlotte Ronson.]

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Remember, oh, sometime last year in July when a very unstable Lindsay Lohan hijacked an SUV and took three poor, unsuspecting lads hostage on a wild, drug-fueled ride?

Gosh, that was fun.

We sort of miss those days!

So, thank you to Ronnie Blake, Jakon Sutter, and Dante Nigro for reminding us with news of a lawsuit. That's right, they have filed a lawsuit with the Los Angeles Superior Court against Miss Lohan for "endangering their lives."

Better late than never, boys.

They said it was the worst day of their whole summer, as they sat terrified for their lives while a "hostile" Lindsay told them she could do whatever she wanted cause she's a celebrity, blew red lights, and careened down treacherous Pacific Coast Highway.

She's just a little bossy!

LezLo eventually stopped at a Malibu police station, where she was arrested for her second DUI in 90 days.

She got one day in jail for her DUI, reckless driving, and being under the influence of cocaine.

Ah yes, it brings a tear to our eyes.

LOLhan's lawyer, Ed McPherson, says the suit is absurd because "these guys had the night of their lives."

Really? We think they're lucky it wasn't the LAST night of their lives!

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It's SOOOoooo hard being her!

LezLo feels like an animal trapped in a cage, and she doesn't like it.

The thrice-rehabbed recovering addict just posted the following message on her official blog.

Cue the violins!

Says Lindsay:

"all grown up and .. an outsider for some nights..

all grown up and .. an outsider for some nights..
How does it feel to be an outsider?….behind the scenes type of feeling.
Picture this in your head, if you're willing to focus for a second my friends
Washington, D.C.- you're probably thinking that you are going to a monument of some sort… well, you're highly wrong loves….
Washington, D.C.-you're in a club, you are here for support for someone that you care for very much, VERY MUCH.. But, you're here just to chill and support, not to be seen and heard… Not to be on display in the dj booth…or to feel as if you are in a cage at the Bronx Zoo…
Do you see what i am getting at???
Alright, so i am literally sitting in the dj booth at a club in Washington, D.C. where Samantha is djing and they have a computer at the back of the booth, which i am on right now..
aside from the fact that she is an amazing dj and i am having a nice time, the glass mirror placed to my left to hide me from photos (literally) is making it all a bit uncomfortable!!!

This blog isn't really intended to mean much, it's just something to let people into my life-kind of a blog to let people know that i am working hard and i go out when samantha is working because she's pretty great to hear and i love to be around her and her energy as much as possible.

Sitting here makes me think about the fact that if Sarah Palin was in office, and living in Washington.. On a "slow" night, she would probably be dressing as one of the gossip girls or tina fey to try and "be cool" enough to get into this club.

I guess me thinking, and blogging about her gives her more attention and credit than she actually deserves.. but as Madonna says. "Express Yourself"

so…. i will
now and forever
be blessed
xx L

this song h"

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