And we have another victim!
Honestly, we're so confused about why this photo hacker hasn't been stopped yet!
And it's starting to seem like no one in Hollywood is safe!
Such a sad thing to keep happening.
How this for a status update?
New reports just surfaced that, right before the company's initial public offering, the 28-year-old entrepreneur exercised 30 million stock-options which generated $2.3 billion in potential revenue!!
In addition to his surplus of sultry, seXXXy stock-options, Mark commanded a salary of $2 mil for his work last year as the company's CEO!
And another $2 million was spent on
TheFacebook! How far you've come in less than a decade!
From a creepy college tool in Cambridge to a multi-national corporate juggernaut with a billion users and it's own movie — we get misty-eyed seeing you all grown up!
The internet's most popular time-suck — sorry porn, you were replaced — underwent another major overhaul today and, as it turns out, Facebook's facelift was long overdue!
Mark Zuckerberg has encapsulated the 21st century in Facebook, but he now eats like a caveman, consuming only what he kills.
"I think many people forget that a living being has to die for you to eat meat, so my goal revolves around not letting myself forget that and being thankful for what I have. This year I've basically become a vegetarian since the only meat I'm eating is from animals I've killed myself. So far, this has been a good experience. I'm eating a lot healthier foods and I've learned a lot about sustainable farming and raising of animals."
The first animal Mark killed? A lobster.
"The most interesting thing was how special it felt to eat [the lobster] after having not eaten any seafood or meat in a while."
Basically, he’s become a vegetarian who eats meat occasionally. He recently killed a pig and a goat.
Goat meat sounds gross to us, but the idea of cutting back on meat is a great one! Just as long as he’s getting enough protein through other sources!
[Image via AP Images.]