Mark Zuckerberg News Archive
How this for a status update?
New reports just surfaced that, right before the company's initial public offering, the 28-year-old entrepreneur exercised 30 million stock-options which generated $2.3 billion in potential revenue!!
In addition to his surplus of sultry, seXXXy stock-options, Mark commanded a salary of $2 mil for his work last year as the company's CEO!
And another $2 million was spent on
TheFacebook! How far you've come in less than a decade!
From a creepy college tool in Cambridge to a multi-national corporate juggernaut with a billion users and it's own movie — we get misty-eyed seeing you all grown up!
The internet's most popular time-suck — sorry porn, you were replaced — underwent another major overhaul today and, as it turns out, Facebook's facelift was long overdue!
Mark Zuckerberg has encapsulated the 21st century in Facebook, but he now eats like a caveman, consuming only what he kills.
"I think many people forget that a living being has to die for you to eat meat, so my goal revolves around not letting myself forget that and being thankful for what I have. This year I've basically become a vegetarian since the only meat I'm eating is from animals I've killed myself. So far, this has been a good experience. I'm eating a lot healthier foods and I've learned a lot about sustainable farming and raising of animals."
The first animal Mark killed? A lobster.
"The most interesting thing was how special it felt to eat [the lobster] after having not eaten any seafood or meat in a while."
Basically, he’s become a vegetarian who eats meat occasionally. He recently killed a pig and a goat.
Goat meat sounds gross to us, but the idea of cutting back on meat is a great one! Just as long as he’s getting enough protein through other sources!
[Image via AP Images.]