This is freakin' nuts!
And now things are even more awkward because
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Martha Stewart has needs, y’all! Certain…biological needs, if you catch our drift.
But as badly as this 72-year-old domestic diva needs to get laid, she just can’t find a suitable suitor!
She’s already tried Match.com. Nothin'
She’s shared her desire to find a significant other before. No luck.
Jeeze! What’s a grandma gotta do to find a piece of premium man a**?!?
Martha’s not giving up hope in finding Mr. Right though.
She recently revealed her list of things she’s looking for in a partner. Miz Stewart spilled:
Who knew Martha Stewart was so HIGHlarious?!
The domestic goddess decided she wanted to be bombarded with questions from reddit, so she decided to hold an Ask Me Anything on the popular site.
After reading the whole thing, what we took away from it is that Martha is SUPER down to earth! And she was a model (below)!
But really, she's super down to earth and we're amazed!
She didn't shy away from those hard hitting sex questions, she actually answered an inquiry about prison, and revealed who she wishes she could hang out with more!
What were the hanky-panky tips Martha gave?
Jay Leno has welcomed countless guests onto his couch during his 22 years as the Tonight Show host.
Now, as he bids his late night gig adieu, the stars who owe at least some of their fame to Jay are saying thanks for all he's done for them!
Twitter erupted with tweets from celebs wishing Mr. Leno the very best after his final Tonight Show last night.
Ch-ch-check out all of their heartfelt messages and pics of times passed…AFTER THE JUMP!
Umm…did this cough drop commercial starring Martha Stewart traumatize anyone else last night?
The TV spot ran during the telecast for the 71st Golden Globe Awards on NBC and it certainly caught our attention!
Not necessarily in a good way though!
As Martha admits in the ad, she’s never one to lend her name, face or voice to product endorsements. But she just LOVES Pine Brothers cough drops so much that she had to tell us all about them!
Coming at us from her comfy chair, Ms. Stewart explains how these are more than just cough drops, they're an EXPERIENCE!
Ch-ch-check out the cringe-tastic commercial above!
With the stress filled casting dilemma of 50 Shades of Grey over, the super secret audition tapes have surfaced!!
Unfortunately Charlie Hunnam's audition clip was lost in space, but something even better was unearthed by Ellen DeGeneres!
Something…super juicy. LOLz!
Ellen revealed the not edited (we repeat, NOT edited) audition tapes of the two on The Ellen Show and let us tell you, it looks pretty convincing.
Ch-ch-check out their HIGHlarious audition (above)!!