Is she afraid a little skin will ruin her homewrecker image?!

Mel Gibson's babymomma-to-be, Oksana Grigorieva, is suing Samuel Oriti, a man who took pHOtos of the "model" in lingerie in 2004 and has begun selling them for profit.

He told her the images would be used to negotiate a deal with a prominent lingerie company, yet Oksana paid for the shoot and Oriti allegedly promised not to distribute the pictures elsewhere.

Was she expecting to be a Victoria Secret Angel?

Too old for that, honey!

Top El Lay law firm Lavely & Singer, who refers their client, Oksana as "an internationally renowned model, pianist and musical composer and performer" filed the suit on Tuesday and is asking for $100,000 in damages.

We'd love to get our hands on those pics!

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Despite her faux intentions of keeping a low profile, Mel Gibson's girlfriend, Oksana Grigorieva, does have an album to promote, which means a televised interview with CNN.

And it seems we will not have a trashtastic wedding between the sperminated Grigorieva and recently divorced Gibson anytime soon!

"We don't know yet. We haven't really talked about it," says the Russian songstress.

Haven't talked about marriage = he said no!

Although, she has discussed not learning the sex of her child, saying, "I'm already buying things in gender-neutral colors. It's very cute."

Not cute!

The "singer" doesn't deny that her relationship with Gibson gave her some visibility!

"If you think about it, every talent needs a serious push and help from somebody who is stronger, because it's pretty much impossible for anybody to succeed in this industry," she says. "So I've become very lucky, and I'm very grateful."

We hope you don't think you've succeeded!!!

"You don't control the situations or the people you meet. I did not plan this," says the famewhore, who also has a son with Timothy Dalton. "I'm just doing what I've always been doing. It's not like I've changed my goals at all."

Didn't you want to be a singer and now you're prego?!

Mel did give his girlfriend her new motto, "Just be myself and speak the truth. What I most like to talk about is my music and Beautiful Heartache. And that's pretty much it."

Except for this interview where you whored out your love life!

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Is that really appropriate dinner attire, Mel???

A severely sunburnt Gibson was spotted leaving Nobu in Malibu on Saturday night with his chee-chas giving the cameras a sneak preview!

Ewwwwww.

Keep the nips under wraps, pls!

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We mentioned earlier that Mel Gibson allegedly attacked a photographer while at the launch of a new club in El Lay last night. We are now getting word that the "victim" is no such thing, as the police are calling bullshit on his whole story.

Police determined that the guy's story in no way lined up with the events of the evening. The dude said that Mel leapt at him and tore his shirt, yet the police counter that Mel couldn't have done such on account of his location on the couch. (He was wedged into the couch by his fat pregnant GF.)

The police also go on to say that witnesses at the club never saw the guy get touched by Mel or leave with a ripped shirt.

So, basically, he was lying.

Surprise!

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Why would anyone try to mess with Mel Gibson? Mind you, we don't think he is tough. We just think he is crazy and you never want to agitate someone who is off their rocker!

Reports have come in that Mel, while attending the launch of a new Hollywood nightclub Playhouse on Wednesday night with knocked-up GF Oksana Grigorieva, lashed out at a man who was taking his picture.

Was the man Jewish?

Apparently, the man attempting to snap a picture had a partner in crime, who had earlier been apprehended by Mel's security team for taking photos. When this gentlemen approached Mel for his shot, the actor supposedly lost it and attacked the man before storming out of the club.

One witness recalled: "Mel approached the guy who tried to take his picture and ripped his shirt."

The guy ended up at the police station to report the incident and press charges.

We thank you for that, sir. Our mugshot picture of Mel is three years old. We're in need of a new one!

[Image via WENN.]

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Alright, we can make a lot of jokes with this…and we intend to!

Mel Gibson and Jodie Foster are in talks to star in another movie together, this one called Beaver. The story centers around a man who walks around with his hand in a beaver…puppet and treats it like a real, living thing.

Sounds about the right amount of crazy that Mel can handle. It'll be good to see him in his element.

Jodie is in talks to not only erect direct the Beaver project, but also co-star in the flick with Mel, meaning a reunion of the duo since their last screen time together in Maverick almost 15 years ago.

But Beaver will be good for both of them to get into, since neither has had a real strong film project in awhile. And if they jump into Beaver head-first, then perhaps the movie will actually come off the ground. It has been seeing some resistance from being made, despite earlier reports of actors Jim Carey and Steve Carell being interested.

We're certain we would enjoy this kind of movie, along with all the puns we can come up with about it.

Would U go see the movie?

P.S. Jodie Foster knows A LOT about beaver. Obvs!

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Mel Gibson's baby mama has released the first stab at her "music" career.

Watch Oksana Grigorieva sing her first single Say My Name (above).

No, it is not a remix of the classic Destiny's Child tune.

Thoughts?

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Musician Oksana Grigorieva, Mel Gibson's pregnant girlfriend, is suing her former manager, Sammy Oriti, for selling her pictures and recordings without her permission.

She sings?!

Grigorieva claims Oriti stole from her as she never saw any money from her demos which have been featured on the internet.

Don't people have to buy your music to make money on the internet?

We highly doubt that was the case!

Also, she took racy lingerie photos for the album and has seen no return!!!!!

Classy lady!!

We wonder what Grigorieva's God-fearing boyfriend thinks of that?

Or children born out of wedlock?

[Image via WENN.]

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Mel Gibson was given the the privilege of introducing "Guy Hall of Fame" inductee Fight Club at the Spike TV Guys Choice Awards in Los Angeles on Saturday night.

Such an honor, right??

Anyway, as Brad Pitt, Edward Norton and director David Fincher took the stage, Gibson received quite the greeting from the Fight Club star!

"Thanks, sugar tits!" Bradley exclaimed after Mel introduced him.

OMG!

We're dying!!!

We don't know how you could have forgotten about this gem, but just in case you did, it was reported that during Gibson's DUI arrest in 2006, Mel repeatedly called the female cop "sugar tits."

Somewhere in Malibu, that female police officer is laughing her ass off!

[Image via AP Images.]

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