We feel like we've heard this story before… sometime back in 2006…
At least this time around, the ending doesn't involve an anti-semantic tirade!
Mel Gibson just can't stay out of trouble- and this time he's lucky he stayed out of jail!
According to law enforcement sources, the Braveheart star was stopped by police in Malibu last weekend at a routine late night DUI checkpoint.
But Mel did not appreciate the 1 AM stop- probably because he didn't have his driver's license with him!
When the officers told him he had to move to another screening spot, Mel reportedly EXPLODED, screaming:
Mel Gibson has officially been hired for The Expendables 3, joining Sylvester Stallone, Dolph Lundgren, and Arnold Schwarzenegger as they grasp on screen for their younger days as action movie heroes.
And we CAN'T WAIT!
Says Sly, who co-wrote the movie:
There's about to be a Die Hard vs. Rocky cage match…in the Twitterverse!
Sylvester Stallone is dissing his Expendables co-star Bruce Willis, and reveals that the actor is totes getting booted from the movie's third installment!
Sylvesty explained his ALL CAPS excitement, Tuesday, in a series of tweets:
Mel Gibson gets his crazy eyes on playing the arms dealer villain in the new Machete Kills trailer.
The star-studded sequel to Machete, this movie promises to have everything you could possibly want from a sequel to Machete: nuclear missiles, explosions, and what appears to be the Swiss Army Knife version of the titular machete.
Speaking of "titular," Sofia Vergara plays one of Mel's super soldiers sent to kill Machete. Her weapons of choice? Machine gun breasts, or as Austin Powers might call them, "machine gun jubblies!"
Meanwhile, Charlie Sheen plays the President, who wakes up to a call in the beginning of the trailer sleeping with 3
strippers women. LOL! Bet he had to do a lot of character research for that!
And of course the trailer is filled with classic lines from Danny Trejo's Machete, including one that will probably make AFI's Top Movie Quote list:
"Machete don't tweet."
But does Machete Vine or Instagram? Because we'd follow him in a heart beat!
Mel Gibson is NOT kid friendly!
A lot of co-stars become super close on set, but that definitely wasn't the case with former child star Gaby Hoffmann and the explosive leading man.
Actually, Mel scared an 11-year-old Gaby—while filming the 1993 drama The Man Without a Face— so much that she was left in tears!
The actress recalled:
What do Jay-Z, Beyoncé, and Kim Kardashian have in common?
We'll give you a hint- it's the same thing they have in common with Ashton Kutcher, Mel Gibson, and Paris Hilton.
Give up? They all have Social Security Numbers!
More specifically, they all have SSNs that were hacked and put online today!
Forget sext messages- this is some serious identity theft shiz! Someone hacked the financial records of these celebs-
-along with seriously sensitive info of political figures like Hillary Clinton, Joe Biden, FBI Director Robert Mueller, Attorney General Eric Holder, and LAPD Chief Charlie Beck!
We won't name the website that posted the info here, but all we can say to them is- some of the names on that list have some serious connections! Like say, the Secret Service!
So yeah, good luck with that!
[Image via WENN.]
Even though his BFFs have parted ways with Miami, Mel Gibson is still in Florida partyin' it up and entertaining his many suitors!
The actor was seen out at the Fountainbleau's LIV on Wednesday night with a Saudi prince to help him conquer the swarms o' ladies of South Beach.
And it appears that Mel has gotten over his racism, because he was loving up on babes of ALL kinds.
The Beaver star was working the room of leggy women by first making out with a bodacious blonde before hitting on a pretty African-American woman at another table.
Dayuuummmm! Who knew Mel had so much game?
Talk about a player!!!
[Image via WENN.]