Sorry, ladies! Jodie Foster is no longer a super eligible bachelorette. Word is she's now taken.
In fact, we hear she's rather taken with photographer Alexandra Hedison. A source close to the couple says:
"It's pretty serious. They're totally in love."
Aww! We're so happy for the Panic Room star! We were starting to wonder if she and Mel Gibson were going to have to rely on some kind of Will & Grace pact to get them through their twilight years!
BTW, if the name Alexandra Hedison sounds familiar to you, it may be because before the Portia de Rossi dynasty, Alexandra was the main squeeze of Ellen DeGeneres!
That makes Jodie and Ellen officially Eskimo sisters! Gurl must be quite a catch to have hooked up with two such amazing women!
Ch-ch-check out the pics (below) to get a look at Jodie's new gal!
[Image via Nikki Nelson/Brian To/WENN.]
Charlie Sheen is the President of the United States and he wants Mel Gibson DEAD!
Umm, sold! This flick is going to be AWESOME!
But wait, Machete Kills gets even better!
Before Danny Trejo can get close enough to Mel to chop his head off (Machete's specialty, as evidenced in the trailer) he has to go through the Gibson army of girls including Sofia Vergara!
Get on their bad side and they'll whip out their tittays and rapid fire your ass to pieces!
The B-movie homage also stars Vanessa Hudgens, Amber Heard, Cuba Gooding Jr., Michelle Rodriguez and Jessica Alba!
Ch-ch-check out the blood bath in the new NSFW trailer for this seXXXy sequel! (above)
We feel like we've heard this story before… sometime back in 2006…
At least this time around, the ending doesn't involve an anti-semantic tirade!
Mel Gibson just can't stay out of trouble- and this time he's lucky he stayed out of jail!
According to law enforcement sources, the Braveheart star was stopped by police in Malibu last weekend at a routine late night DUI checkpoint.
But Mel did not appreciate the 1 AM stop- probably because he didn't have his driver's license with him!
When the officers told him he had to move to another screening spot, Mel reportedly EXPLODED, screaming:
Mel Gibson has officially been hired for The Expendables 3, joining Sylvester Stallone, Dolph Lundgren, and Arnold Schwarzenegger as they grasp on screen for their younger days as action movie heroes.
And we CAN'T WAIT!
Says Sly, who co-wrote the movie:
There's about to be a Die Hard vs. Rocky cage match…in the Twitterverse!
Sylvester Stallone is dissing his Expendables co-star Bruce Willis, and reveals that the actor is totes getting booted from the movie's third installment!
Sylvesty explained his ALL CAPS excitement, Tuesday, in a series of tweets:
Mel Gibson gets his crazy eyes on playing the arms dealer villain in the new Machete Kills trailer.
The star-studded sequel to Machete, this movie promises to have everything you could possibly want from a sequel to Machete: nuclear missiles, explosions, and what appears to be the Swiss Army Knife version of the titular machete.
Speaking of "titular," Sofia Vergara plays one of Mel's super soldiers sent to kill Machete. Her weapons of choice? Machine gun breasts, or as Austin Powers might call them, "machine gun jubblies!"
Meanwhile, Charlie Sheen plays the President, who wakes up to a call in the beginning of the trailer sleeping with 3
strippers women. LOL! Bet he had to do a lot of character research for that!
And of course the trailer is filled with classic lines from Danny Trejo's Machete, including one that will probably make AFI's Top Movie Quote list:
"Machete don't tweet."
But does Machete Vine or Instagram? Because we'd follow him in a heart beat!
Mel Gibson is NOT kid friendly!
A lot of co-stars become super close on set, but that definitely wasn't the case with former child star Gaby Hoffmann and the explosive leading man.
Actually, Mel scared an 11-year-old Gaby—while filming the 1993 drama The Man Without a Face— so much that she was left in tears!
The actress recalled: