Michael Lohan Back In The Hospital For Chest Pains!

We thought he only had these when he was being arrested!
Michael Lohan was taken to the hospital yesterday morning after once again experiencing chest chains.
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We thought he only had these when he was being arrested!
Michael Lohan was taken to the hospital yesterday morning after once again experiencing chest chains.
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She clearly needs a much more extensive stay in rehab and/or jail! This is NOT good!
To recap - Michael Lohan's ex-GF Kate Major was arrested on Saturday in Boca Raton, FL for assault, resisting arrest, and hitting an officer.
Now, new details about the arrest have been revealed, and according to the police report - it's BAD.
The report claims that Kate attacked married couple Rosario Tapia and Juan Jimenez at an apartment parking lot around 9:45 p.m Sat night.
Kate was reportedly yelling at Rosario, calling her a "fat f**k" and a "b**ch."
The report also indicates

Hasn't she been arrested before for hitting someone?? Didn't she just get out of rehab????
The answer is YES, to both questions.
In a srsly WTF moment, Michael Lohan's ex GF Kate Major was arrested early Saturday morning in Boca Raton, FL for assault, resisting arrest and hitting an officer.
Ugh.
It's not known whether or not Michael was involved, but Kate is currently being held on charges of

We just hope it's not too soon.
Michael Lohan's ex Kate Major has completed her 30-day stint in rehab for alcohol addiction and has left a treatment center in Boca Raton, FL.
She'll be undergoing aftercare treatment in northern California and sources say that her main focus right now is to concentrate on her sobriety.
During her time in rehab, Kate was hospitalized after suffering from a seizure, but she is said to be healthy and so far, has had no setbacks.
Good for you, Kate. We're rooting for your continued sobriety and for the love of god, the last thing you need right now is to get in touch with Michael Lohan. Ugh.
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Things are not looking too good for Michael Lohan these days. On top of his personal, legal, and substance abuse problems, the Lohan patriarch is facing serious health issues.
Michael collapsed at an Alcoholics Anonymous meeting on Tuesday and was rushed to the hospital where doctors discovered ANOTHER blood clot in his lung! A source close to him has said:
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You just can't keep a Lohan away from a good camera!play
Michael Lohan has had his share of legal troubles as of late, most involving the stalking and abuse of his possibly pregnant on-again, off-again girlfriend, Kate Major, but of course, when he appears on Lifechangers with Dr. Drew next week, his main focus of discussion is, of course, his equally trouble daughter Lindsay!
Ch-ch-check out his comments on her decision to pose for Playboy (above)!
We'll keep our opinion to just a simple, yet effective BARF.
And of course, enjoy some other gems of wisdom from the father of year…AFTER THE JUMP!

GASP!
The Star Magazine reporter turned-Jon Gosselin's girlfriend-turned-Michael Lohan's-girlfriend-turned-Micheal-Lohan's-ex-girlfriend may have just won her self a new title: Michael Lohan's babymomma!!
Last month Kate Major implied she may be knocked up while chatting with Dr. Drew.
Obvi Kate didn't know if she was during her sit down with Drew cause she's just now getting around to buying pregnancy tests. At this rate it's gonna take another month before she actually pees on the tests.
Is she really prego with Lindsay Lohan's half sister? Why did she invite a member of the paparazzi to follow her while she bought the test? Where can we get a giant hoop earings like hers?
Hopefully we'll have all these questions answered for you soon!
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Michael Lohan's ex Kate Major has spent the past couple weeks in a rehab center - up until this past Saturday when she was considered MISSING!
Staff at the rehab, along with her family and rep, were frantically looking for her, but thankfully, she was found 24 hours later.
Turns out, Kate was taken to a nearby hospital in Florida after suffering a seizure. For some odd reason, the hospital had no record of her when the rehab called earlier in the day looking for her.
And why was that?
Kate
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