Move over Ali and Lindsay Lohan…looks like your bastard sister is out to steal the music spotlight!

Attention seeking-runs in the family!

Michael Lohan's alleged illegitimate daughter, 13 year old Ashley, is reportedly trying to cut a record deal.

A record-industry insider says, “Ashley has more talent than Lindsay or Ali.”

A Lohan family source adds (we bet it was Daddy HoHan!), “Ashley’s singing ability just proves that the family talent comes from Michael (Lohan), not Dina Lohan.”

Until this famewhore is proven to be his daughter (or not), we don't wanna hear any more from her!

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Sources reveal exclusively to PerezHilton.com that, thus far, Michael Lohan is getting no bites to his fishing expedition.

Lindsay's ex-con father is attempting to sell the results of his paternity test he just took, which will determine if he is the father of that 13-year-old girl that looks just like him.

Well, magazine insiders tell us that both People and OK! have passed.

"Michael wanted 50k if the paternity test came back positive and 20k if it came back negative," a person close to the situation tells us. "He's ridiculous!"

If anyone should be profiting of this, it should be that little girl - NOT Michael Loahan!

[Image via WENN.]

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Left: Michael Lohan. Right: His alleged illegitimate child, Ashley.

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As we told Gossip On The Go subscribers first…

Sources reveal exclusively to PerezHilton.com that Michael Lohan is planning to sell the results of his paternity test to the highest bidding magazine!

How very private and personal of him.

How much is his sperm worth???? 5k???? $2500????

Oh, and magazine insiders tells us that Michael claims he's going to give the proceeds to charity.

HAHAHAHA.

Yea, we really doubt that!

Giving 5% doesn't count, Michael.

If you're going to give it all to charity, we want to see a receipt of the donation!

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As we've previously mentioned, Lindsay Lohan's spotlight-loving father has taken a paternity test to determine if he is (or isn't) the father of that Montana massage therapist's bastard child.

Daddy HoHan admitted last week he had a fling with the lady in 1995, when he was separated from Lindsay’s mom, Dina.

Well…the lady and her baby better watch out if the results aren't positive!

The ex-convict says, “If the test is found to be negative, she’s gonna be sued for libel and defamation."

Oh, snap!

Wonder what the woman has to say about THAT????

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Just like Dina before her…

The mother of Michael Lohan's rumored bastard daughter is doing a great job of whoring her kid out.

Here are more photos of little Ashley, 13.

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Say hello to 13 year old Ashley, the young girl rumored to be Michael Lohan's illegitimate daughter.

And that's her mom, Kristi, the slut that was having an affair with the ex-convict while he was still married to Dina.

Hmmm….

We don't really see the resemblance to Michael or Lindsay.

Where are the freckles???

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The Michael Lohan story about his affair and rumored 13 year old bastard daughter, Ashley, continues.

But, to set the record straight, Michael has decided to take a paternity test.

He says, "I took the DNA test this morning. I will get the results within the next two weeks."

Aww, what a great guy. He's going through such a rough and personal time, and yet he still has time to open up to the media about it.

Kudos.

He continues, "It was important for me to know the truth, so I took the test. However, I have some serious doubts after investigating [the mother and his former mistress] Kristi's background."

Tisk tisk.

Is he calling his former mistress a slut?????

Well, we agree with him there!

Do U think Michael is the father of this 13 year old girl? Or could the mother be doing it for publicity, fame, and money?

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The woman who allegedly had an out of wedlock child with Michael Lohan while he was still married to Dina is speaking out.

And, she's calling Michael a liar!

Says Kristi Kaufmann, "I just want to make sure the truth comes out," Kristi, 44, said from her home in Florence, Mont. "Michael is already out there spreading lies."

Kristi says she had a years-long affair with Michael, which started while he was briefly separated from Lindsay's mom Dina.

It continued even after the couple got back together.

Kristi is a whore!

"He met me in Houston and we met again in New York," she says.

Kristi says she always suspected that her ex-husband was not the father of her now 13-year-old daughter Ashley, and in 2005 she took a paternity test that proved it.

"The only other person I had slept with was Michael," she says. "My daughter has a right to know who her father is — and it's Michael."

Oh, honey, you're such a fool.

Your daughter would be so much better off WITHOUT Michael Lohan in her life.

It's not like he even has a lot of money!

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