Mush Mush just picked a fight that she's going to lose. Badly.

The severely style-challenged Fartone had the nerve to totally diss Victoria Beckham's fashion sense to the UK's Sun.

No joke, here are the hasbeen's exact words:

"Posh doesn't strike me as particularly stylish. I don't think she's a good example of British style at all."

Then pompous Mush Mush went to compliment her own 'style':

"I don't dress for anybody else, and I think the reason people like my style is that I do my own thing."

When girls get bitchy it's mostly because they're jealous, right?

Is Mushy bummed because her thunder thighs would have never accommodated those kick-ass PVC boots Posh fiercely rocked recently in the NYC?

Oh yeah, and Mush Mush's cankles totally rule out all those fun Spring 2009 shoes that we're sure will look fab on Vicky B!

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Left: Madagascan ringtail lemur. Right: Mischa Barton at a London charity ball on Saturday.

[Lemur image via Getty Images. Mushy image via WENN.]

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Mischa Barton attended a charity ball in London on Saturday looking like that.

Something's off.

Is it the headband?

It looks like one of those cheap things dance recital girls wear.

Maybe it's her crappy make up job.

Who did her eyes?

A Brit emo teen?

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Wacktress Mischa Barton sure moves quickly!

Earlier this month, she broke up up with her boyfriend, Rooney frontman Taylor Locke.

And, now, it seems Mushy has sunk her claws into actor Josh Hartnett.

The two reportedly bumped into one another at Bungalow 8 in London on Monday night.

Sources spotted the two for a good hour together at the club before they headed back to his hotel. Though she was spotted heading back to her hotel an hour later.

More than enough time!

Harnett is currently in London to perform as Charlie Babbitt in Rain Main.

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Guess you didn't hear about this!

Mischa Barton was actually working on a new movie - with some semi big names in the cast. But, the flick, Virgin Territory, is so shiteous that it was dumped straight to DVD!

Virgin Territory is based on Giovanni Boccaccio's novel, The Decameron.

It was adapted by David Leland to make it to the big screens, but it didn't turn out that way.

It co-stars Hayden Christensen and Tim Roth alongside Mushy Fartone.

Somehow we ave a feeling that it was Mushy's role that caused the movie to bomb!

The film did get released last year in France under the name Medieval Pie: Territoires Vierges, but it received very poor reviews.

The DVD, which just got released last month in the US, has received criticism as well.

The film is described as being "adapted and directed by David Leland to become some sort of hip teen version of the 14th century. The attempt to mix rock music with a period film was last attempted with A Knight’s Tale, which shares some similarities to Virgin Territory, although Hayden Christensen is no Heath Ledger. Along with an absurdly dumb bit of voiceover dialogue, the cast also seems specifically directed at a younger audience, often less concerned with acting abilities and more with how cute the actor is. Barton has been working hard to build a film career since she was killed from television, but trading upon looks can only last. Barton is so painfully bad regardless of the director that Christensen ends up looking great in comparison."

Check out the DVD it in the upcoming months in Walmart's dollar bin DVDs.

It'll probably be on clearance for half off!

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It's back to the single life for Mischa Barton.

Turns out that the former actress grew tired of her boyfriend of seven months, Rooney frontman Taylor Locke.

The two were apparently on some three-week safari and charity trip through Africa recently, which went HOrribly wrong.

It seems all that time spent together wasn't good for the two.

A source tells In Touch Weekly that before their safari excursion, "They'd only see each other for a few days at a time."

The two hardly spent much time together before that - what type of a relationship did they even have?

The source adds, "Mischa and Taylor's romance worked because they spent so much time apart. He'd be on tour or she'd be working in Europe and they talked over the phone or e-mail."

As for their recent trip to Africa together, "They fought almost every day on the trip. She broke up with him just a few days after they returned to LA."

Poor Mushy Fartone.

She's like the Z-list version of Jennifer Aniston!

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Her career as a thespian may be over, but…..

Mushy Fartone is "branching out."

The former actress TV actress recently launched her own line of purses>

And now????

She's moving upwards and to the skull area!

That's right, Misch has just signed a deal for her own hair accessories line.

Are they gonna look as ugly as that shiz on her head???

Fartone has teamed up with accessories designer Stacey Lapidus and the new line is creatively called Mishca Barton for Stacey Lapidus.

Mushy's fabulous headbands range from about $40-$200 and are available with crystals, pearls, feathers, and silk.

Very classy!

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Last year, former TV actress Mischa Barton was arrested for a DUI, though that hasn't stopped her from drinking again - drinking hard.

Just last week, Mushy attended the Oakley/Muscle Milk's X Games bash at the Key Club.

And according to reports, she got way wasted!

Thankfully, this time around she didn't drive home.

She was probably too drunk to remember where she lives!

It's still hypocritical of her to be drinking. Especially since Fartone claims to be sober.

In an interview with Britain's Marie Claire magazine, Mushy talks about for DUI arrest, saying "The thing is, I hate drunk drivers. Living in L.A., I can't stand them, and that's why I was so disappointed in myself. I wanted to prove to the court that I would take it completely seriously, so I went to rehab to prove I was sober.

Guess rehab didn't work for you!

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"I've always done dark material. I don't do well with projects that don't have some depth. For instance, crappy teen films: I'm useless with that."

- Mushy Fartone tells the new issue of Nylon magazine

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