Mischa Barton gets a little freaky in the bathroom, and we can't figure out why. Okay, we can. Can U?

Tuesday night, Mushy and some friends, plus her new BF, were enjoying an evening of cranberry vodkas in London when Mischa decided to drag one of the girls to the ladies room. Now, this is something that girls have been doing for ages, so nothing seems too shady at first. BUT READ ON…

Once in the ladies room, Mushy tries to get both herself and her friend into one stall.

Shady!

The attendant wasn't having it and insisted that she move to another one by herself. Though she appeared "pissed," Mushy didn't put up much of fight going to the other stall solo, but they sure had a hellava time trying to get her out!

A source reveals that she was in there so long, people began to get concerned, including her toilet-twin and the attendant:

"At one point the toilet attendant had to knock on her door twice to ask if she was alright. Then her mate was knocking to check she was feeling okay. When she came out of the cubicle, she was complaining about people knocking on the door. She looked slightly worse for wear as she attempted to apply her make-up."

Well, you know, snorting cocaine off a toilet-seat in a dirty, club bathroom would make you look a little shabby as well.

Or maybe she just felt sick. Yeah, that's it. She wasn't feeling well because afterwards she left the club to go home to rest.

And by that, we mean she left and headed to Bungalow 8, another club in Mayfair.

Wipe the powder from your blouse, sweetheart.

[Image via WENN.]

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At least in Mischa Barton's head she looks good!

Actually, to her standards she looks better than usual. Except, we can't seem to understand the love for this effing bowler hat.

She wears it all the time now!

The "actress" was spotted out pAArtying - yet again - in London on Tuesday night.

We think it might be possible for Mushy to upgrade from a mess to a hoebag if she gets her shiz together. We don't think anyone even remembers that she has a show coming out in the fall!

Grab what fragments of dignity and self-worth you have left and get it together Farton!

[Image via WENN.]

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What the hickory hell is Mischa Barton wearing?

The perpetual trainwreck was spotted yesterday leaving Bungalow 8 nightclub in London looking a hot scolding mess.

And we don't even know where to begin with that outfit!

It's like she was inspired by Pete Doherty.

And she's wearing the same shoes she had on last month. At least the heels are nice enough to distract attention from Farton's face.

But we can't tell who looked worse this week…

Was it Mushy or Asslee Simpson at a party on Wednesday looking this THIS?

[Image via Ramey Pix.]

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Can you believe this?

Mischa Barton's been passing up on prime paparazzi and attention-whoring opportunities!

Apparently Mushy has refused to do any promotion for The Beautiful Life, a CW program centered around "an entitled model" played by Mushy herself as a vehicle for her small screen comeback.

Not only did Mushy skip out on the CW Upfronts, but she also was MIA at a recent party hosted by the cast in Miami.

Missing a party?!

Is something wrong with our little Mushy?!

[Image via WENN.]

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Two previews from Mushy Fartone's latest acting endeavor for The CW, A Beautiful Life, have popped up online.

The TV show is the story of a group of models sharing an apartment in NYC together, with Fartone portraying the role of a supermodel struggling to save her career.

Thoughts????

We liked this show better back in the 90's when it was called Models Inc.!!

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Uh-oh! It's the Curse of the Mush!

Mischa Fartone's latest flick, the subversively titled Assassination Of A High School President, is already in the can, but guess what? There's no money left to distribute it!

And Barton herself said that there is "no release date set and it is not looking likely there will be one."

But we think any movie with Mushy should never see the light of day!

Update: It's being released direct to DVD!

[Image via Zibi/WENN.]

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In her typical fashion, Mischa Barton was spotted on Wednesday night at the launch party for the new Belvedere Black Raspberry Maceration Vodka in London.

The event was hosted by Estelle and Jonathan Kelsey, and we're happy she's spending a lot of time in Europe. Stay there!

As Mush Mush was spotted leaving the party, we're guessing she had her fair share of the free vodka cause Fartone was looking worse than usual, and that's saying a lot.

At least she didn't need any help leaving the party. That's one plus!

[Image via Zibi/WENN.]

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Out in Hollywood this past weekend and a HOrror!

Mushy Fartone, you're doing it all wrong. The sack is supposed to go over your head!

Leave it to Mush Mush to fux it all up!

[Image by Ringo via Pacific Coast News Online.]

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Mushy Fartone knows how to get on down!

Mischa demonstrated some ill ass dance moves outside her hotel in London last night and thank goodness a photog was there to catch the performance!

Go Mush Mush, it's your birthday!

Drink up, Fartone! We definitely prefer you messy, like this!

[Image via WENN.]

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