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Mischa Barton was innocently walking to her car when a photographer exposed an unflattering glimpse of his meaty posterior.

Upon gazing on his glorious butt crack, Mischa ____________________________________.

[Image via National Photo Group.]

Maybe she was practicing for a new horror movie role??

Not this time, Perezcious readers, but cops were directed to Mischa Barton's home after reports came in about a screaming woman!

What happened? Well, it was an address mixup!

Oopsie daisies!

It wasn't swatting, but it probably wasn't a whole lotta fun either!

Mischa likely got a pretty good scare after cops came rushing to her El Lay home only to realize

Back in 2009, Mischa Barton was admitted into a psychiatric ward after she was charged with a DUI and marijuana possession, which unfortunately lead to her being depressed.

But after being in low spirits for a while, she realized that her "breakdown" is now irrelevant.

The A Resurrection actress said:

Pip Pip Cheerio! Looks like someone is ready to meet the Queen!

Queen Victoria that is!

Mischa Barton wore a very demure, but quite frumpy Alice by Temperley cream dress with black ribbon to the BritWeek launch party in Los Angeles Tuesday night.

We actually don't HATE the outfit, but it's certainly a downgrade from her sexy outfit at last year's ball.

And while we wish it was more flattering, it does make us want to sit down and have a spot of tea with Mischa!

What do U think???

[Image via TRY CW/WENN.]

Marissa Cooper Mischa Barton will NOT be walking down the aisle in a pretty white dress anytime soon!

While the former OC star was spotted at Coachella this past weekend sporting a ring suspiciously on her ring finger, that doesn't mean she is engaged to beau Sebastian Knapp!

Mischa's rep confirmed:

Who wears that many layers in a desert!?!

We have to assume that's the reason Mischa Barton and boyfriend Sebastian Knapp look so tired and worn out!

The two survived weekend two of Coachella 2013, but they looked absolutely miserable!

Of course, we're not sure we've ever seen these two look happy together.

So maybe it's just their thing!

Still, those are WAY too many layers to wear under the scorching sun.

[Image via AKM-GSI.]

Another week, another group of music lovers to descend up Indio, California, for the second week of festivities at the 2013 Coachella Valley Music and Arts Festival!

And sadly, it seems that there aren't nearly many celebrities peppered throughout as there during the first round of fun!

But don't worry! That doesn't mean NO famous faces came out to play!

In fact, ch-ch-check out the still-hard-pAArtying Tara Reid, who was spotted dancing her way through the VIP section of the Infected Mushroom's DJ set last night (above)!

Glad to see some things never change! LOLz!

Meanwhile, you can also check out Tara's former partner in pAArtying Mischa Barton looking put together on the festival grounds, Jessica Alba chilling with friends, and the return of week one concert-goers Paris Hilton and River Viiperi (below)!

[Images via Pacific Coast News and WENN.]