So sad and scary.
[Image via WENN.]
A Kansas man awaiting trial for first-degree murder is afraid that his tattoo might make jurors think he committed the crime without even hearing his defense!
His tattoo by the way - a mirror image of the word ‘murder’ in all caps across his neck!
Jeffrey Chapman now wants to either have his tattoo covered for his day in court OR have it professionally removed!
Prosecutors aren’t so keen on that idea though. They’re willing to allow Chapman to cover his neck but he will NOT be able to leave prison in order to have it taken off of him completely.
The trial is set to start Monday. Chapman is accused of killing Damon Galliart, whose body was found by hunters in a roadside ditch.
We’re not jury members on this case but we have to admit, we’ve reached our own verdict just by looking at that pic!
[Image via AP Images.]
Are vaginas the new gun holsters or something?!?! What is happening?!?
This is the SECOND time in six months that someone has hidden a loaded gun in their vajayjay!!
19-year-old Dallas Archer was arrested in Tennessee for driving with a suspended license, but when she was brought to the jail for booking, the cops found the gun hidden in the hidey-hole that is her vagina!
The officers found
It's been a few weeks since her alleged fight with another cast member at Atlanta' Biltmore Hotel, but Real Housewives of Atlanta star Porsha Williams just finally got served by justice.
An arrest warrant was issued on Wednesday for simple battery and, sure enough, Porsha turned herself in to the authorities just minutes ago.
In case you forgot, the supposed brawl took place on March 27th between Porsha and her co-star Kenya Moore, but apparently it took a few weeks to get Kenya's statement because she was busy filming.
Wow! At least it made for a dramatic reunion episode of RHOA!
Shortly after turning herself in, Porsha was released on a $2K bond.
We aren't sure what the future might hold for her, but she should sleep soundly knowing she takes a totally seXXXy mugshot.
[Image via Fulton County Police.]
Right: Shia LaBeouf after a 2007 trespassing arrest in Chicago.
Both beautiful bad boys were nothing but smiles after their arrests, but we need to know…
Who "Mugged" It Better?
Total Votes: 8,403
Obvs this isn't The Big Bieberoni's first run in with the po-po, either!
CLICK HERE for the gallery, "Justin Bieber's History Of Troublemaking Before His Arrest!"
And look at more smiling celebrities in lock-up (below)!
[Image via Miami Beach Police Department & Chicago Police Department.]
And we thought the Lohan mugshot collection had finally come to a halt..
Dina was pulled over for doing 77 in a 55mph zone, and sure enough, the cops found something else to deal with when the window rolled down and it was none other than Lindsay Lohan's mother!
We think the mugshot speaks for itself.
Get it together, gurl! For yourself and your children!!
2 Chainz? More like 2 Cuffz!
The rapper was arrested today in Oklahoma after refusing to allow the cops to search his tour bus without a warrant!
After opening for T.I. and Lil' Wayne in OKC last night, 2 Chainz and his crew were ready to hit the open road and move on to their next destination! Unfortunately, a cop pulled over the musician's tour bus before they left the state after noticing a faulty taillight.
And that's when's the you-know-what hit the fan!
Erin Brockovich's boating blunder was worse than we thought!!!
The well-known environmental activist was arrested while drunkenly operating a boat on Lake Mead this Sunday, and we unearthed the mugshot to prove it!!
Either those Clark County prison photographers don't take their craft very seriously or Miss Brockovich was seriously effed up when the po-po cuffed her, because she looks like she's in ROUGH shape!
We wonder whether her mugshot (above) will dissuade Julia Roberts from reprising her role in Erin Brockovich 2: I'm On a Boat, LOLz!!
Operating any motor vehicle while intoxicated is never a laughing matter! Hopefully Erin's arrest has taught her a lesson about knowing when to say when!
We're just grateful no one was injured!!
[Image via Splash News.]