Uh-oh, drama is a-brewin' on the Glee set and we're not talking about the scripted dramz!
Talk about a figurative slap in the face!
But maybe life is imitating art for these two!
Whoa! Someone looks up to no good!!
The Notorious L.I.N.D.Z. was booked today at the Santa Monica Police Department after pleading no contest yesterday in court to reckless driving and we have the epic picture to prove it (above)!!
We won't lie, we've seen worse looking mugshots!
Sorry, Jason London — we ARE talking about you.
Of course, Lindsay Lohan has played this game once or twice before so we assume she came prepared!!
Which explains her sly grin that suggests she thought far enough ahead to
Last time we heard from Jason London, he was enjoying his new life as a married man and now… he's defecating on himself in the backseat of a police cruiser!?
Ugh! The honeymoon is officially over!
According to a police report, the actor was bloodied and beaten in an Arizona bar before cops found him wandering Dazed & Confused through the streets of Scottsdale.
The Po-Po arrested him for disorderly conduct, fighting, and assault after he tried fighting off local paramedics.
That's when he… wait for it… PURPOSELY CRAPPED HIMSELF IN THE BACKSEAT OF A CRUISER!!!
What. The. Fudge!?!
Jason allegedly spat homophobic slurs at the cops before saying:
For those who put their money on Hannah Sabata to win the 2012's Criminal Mastermind of the Year award, well, you might want to sit down for a minute…
The 19-year-old blonde from Nebraska was clever enough to rob a bank and escape the premises with $6K, but after that her plan went to hell.
Ch-ch-check out Hannah's latest entry in her YouTube channel (above)!
genius flaunts her newfound cash, the keys to her stolen getaway car, and even a pipe full of wacky-tabacky!
The bad news?
Hannah, you forgot to make your upload private! Now the cops — who have since arrested her — possess evidence to put you behind bars!
The good news?
Your vid has almost 1 mil views!! And critics applaud Green Day's Warning as as a thematically appropriate choice for the soundtrack!
So, you have that going for you!
Almost as absurd as the video is Hannah's cray-cray mug shot, take a look at that madness (below)!
Stephen Baldwin may have been arrested, but day-um he looks good!
The Slapshot 2: Breaking The Ice star, who allegedly owes over $350,000 in back taxes, is looking awfully smoldering for a man who could face four years in prison!
He's so money, and the Rockland County District Attorney's office didn't even know it!
Well, we don't care how handsome you are, or if you were in Bio-Dome!
In a month where the only political debate that matters is whether we need to increase taxes to keep from going over a fiscal cliff, we can't have anyone cheating the system!
Everyone has to pay their fair share, no matter how many films they have starred in, such as The Flintsones in Viva Rock Vegas.
[Image via Rockland County.]
The Zoey 101 curse continues!
Matthew Underwood, who played Logan on the Nickelodeon series, was arrested back in April for drug possession and contributing to the delinquency of a minor, and although he pled no contest and escaped jail time, he landed 12 months probation!
And now, he's gone and EFFED that up, too!
The 22-year-old was once again busted, this time for violating his probation, early this morning outside of the Cloud 9 hookah lounge he co-owns in Florida, and is expected to be stuck behind bars until he goes before a judge tomorrow!
No official word on how he messed up
Beyond that being a pretty hilarious mugshot, the story behind it is even funnier.
Well, part of it — he got a DUI, and drinking and driving is awful and no laughing matter.
What's funny is that he refused a breathalyzer after deputies smelled booze by saying, and we quote:
He's not smiling now!
Former Bachelorette star Kasey Kahl took this priceless mugshot (above) back in January — just a couple hours after he broke a stranger's nose with his fist.
He seemed pretty pleased with himself then, but now that he's been charged with three felonies — two counts of felony assault, one for felony battery and one for public intoxication — Kahl's lawyer says,