There must be a loooong line of guys who would jump at the chance for a date with Miranda Kerr!
Especially if they saw just how smokin’ she was at the Swarovski Gala dinner in Sydney on Wednesday night!!
As the spokeswoman of the brand, the sexy supermodel made extra sure to drop jaws, which is probably why she chose the black lace Lover dress with the cutout flashing her toned midriff.
No frock would have been more perfect for Miranda!
But while everyone was busy gaping at her fabulous form, seems not many noticed that she spent a bit of the night FaceTiming with soon-to-be ex-hubby Orlando Bloom!
According to one of Miranda’s table mates, Angela Bishop, a Channel Ten reporter:
If you think the continuing conflict over Palestine is bad, if you thought the Spanish Inquisition was horrible, if you thought the Holocaust was awful, well then
just wait until you catch wind of Miranda and Orlando's religious rift you are absolutely right. Those are unquestionably three low points in human history.
Frankly, the list of godawful (pun intended) tragedies caused by religious strife and deity-centered persecution is longer than Alexander Skarsgård's perfect peen and nearly twice as intimidating. Furthermore, if this recent interview with supermodel Miranda Kerr is any indication, it just got a little longer!
(The list, we mean, not the perfect peen — apologies for a literal dangling modifier.)
In case you weren't paying attention, Miranda just made one heck of a confession:
No, Orlando Bloom, you seksi elf! You're always hot in a pirate way!
In a recent interview, Orlando Bloom said his new role as a tattooed cop in the thriller Zulu is not his usual heartthrob persona:
zOMG! DILF ALERT!
Everyone knows Orlando Bloom is hot. Like, ice-meltingly hot, but it’s still a treat whenever we get to see him topless!
The single 37-year-old actor was spotted out on the beach in Santa Barbara last week, playing the role of Mr. Dad with his adorable son Flynn.
And daddy was attracting alllllll of the bees with that honey!
We bet Miranda Kerr is regretting their split right about now! Then again, she does get to see him everything she picks up Flynn!
[Image via AKM-GSI.]
For Miranda Kerr, family comes first!
So even though hers and Orlando Bloom’s marriage is over, the two are keeping love alive in their relationship in order to give their 3-year-old son Flynn the best upbringing possible!
Mum and Dad still even talk everyday, despite their ongoing divorce! Miranda recently explained how things were going between her and her ex-husband, saying:
This weekend wasn't the first time we saw Selena Gomez and Orlando Bloom together, so can you blame us for speculating???!
When the twosome were spotted chatting outside of a Chelsea Handler performance in El Lay this weekend, Orlando darted away from the photogs faster than Jack Sparrow in the vicinity of a bar. (P.S. - OB needs to return to Pirates, STAT!)
But what was he trying to hide if he was just having a totally platonic play date with the much-younger starlet??!
These two are the golden apples (of the Hesperides) of our eyes!
Brad Pitt and Orlando Bloom may have fought on the opposite sides of the Trojan War in Troy, but at the Paris Photo Los Angeles private preview yesterday they seemed like best of friends.
Was it a coincidence they were at the Paris Photo preview event at Paramount, and Orlando played Paris in the film? We think not.
Did we just surprise you with that fact like people popping out of a Trojan horse? We hope not.
But hey? Where's….HECTOR?!? Or as you might know him, Eric Bana. We wish it was a full on Troy reunion with the whole cast!
Mmm Orlando looked good too. We'd love to play with this Trojan all night.
[Image via Getty Images.]