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John Edwards's mistress, Rielle Hunter, has said there will be no DNA test!!

WHAT????

Whyyyyyyyyyy???????????

Hunter's lawyer told the Washington Post on Saturday that she will not pursue DNA testing to establish the paternity of the bastard 5-month-old baby girl "now or in the future."

Let's see how the little girl feels at the age of 18.

Maybe the bastard illegitimate child will push for paternity answers then!

The mistress' attorney went on to say she's a "private" person who is "not running for public office" and would not comment further.

Did John Edwards proclaim that he'd take a paternity test knowing that Rielle had been paid off so it would never happen?!

Shady, shady!!

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Cheater/liar and former presidential candidate John Edwards has one thing going well for him.

His wife, Elizabeth Edwards, has vowed to stand by him!

Mrs. Edwards, who is battling incurable cancer, has released the following statement, after her husband admitted that he lied to the rest of us about his affair with that videographer whore:

Our family has been through a lot. Some caused by nature, some caused by human weakness, and some most recently caused by the desire for sensationalism and profit without any regard for the human consequences. None of these has been easy. But we have stood with one another through them all. Although John believes he should stand alone and take the consequences of his action now, when the door closes behind him, he has his family waiting for him.

John made a terrible mistake in 2006. The fact that it is a mistake that many others have made before him did not make it any easier for me to hear when he told me what he had done. But he did tell me. And we began a long and painful process in 2006, a process oddly made somewhat easier with my diagnosis in March of 2007. This was our private matter, and I frankly wanted it to be private because as painful as it was I did not want to have to play it out on a public stage as well. Because of a recent string of hurtful and absurd lies in a tabloid publication, because of a picture falsely suggesting that John was spending time with a child it wrongly alleged he had fathered outside our marriage, our private matter could no longer be wholly private. The pain of the long journey since 2006 was about to be renewed.

John has spoken in a long on-camera interview. Admitting one's mistakes is a hard thing for anyone to do. I am proud of the courage John showed by his honesty in the face of shame. The toll on our family of news helicopters over our house and reporters in our driveway is yet unknown. But now the truth is out, and the repair work that began in 2006 will continue. I ask that the public, who expressed concern about the harm John's conduct has done to us, think also about the real harm that the present voyeurism does and give me and my family the privacy we need at this time.

If things were 'over' back in 2006 like Edwards said they were, why the hell was he visiting with his old mistress, Rielle Hunter, now in 2008?

Johnny boy has also said that he's willing to take a paternity test to prove he's not the bastard baby's daddy.

Hunter's family is challenging the former Democratic candidate to follow through with the test.

The mistress' sister said, "Somebody must stand up and defend my sister. I wish that those involved would refrain from bad-mouthing my sister."

Sis also debunked claims that Rielle helped set up the National Enquirer sting at the Beverly Hills Hilton.

We have a feeling that more crazy shiz is about to go down!

And YOU KNOW John hasn't been completely forthcoming in his interviews!

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His political career is OVER!

In a new interview with ABC's Nightline, one-time Democratic presidential hopeful John Edwards admits that he lied repeatedly about NOT having an affair with the woman rumored to be the mother of his illegitimate child.

The former Senator came clean today, Friday, after weeks and weeks of avoiding the allegations from The National Enquirer.

Edwards' wife, Elizabeth, is battling terminal cancer and has not commented on this latest development.

We're sure his kids are really proud of poppa!

Edwards told ABC News correspondent Bob Woodruff that he did have an affair with 42-year old videographer Rielle Hunter, but said that he did not love her.

As if that makes it better?????

Edwards also denied he was the father of Hunter's baby girl, Frances Quinn, although he said he has not taken a paternity test.

Edwards claims he knew he was not the father based on timing of the baby's birth on February 27, 2008. He said his affair ended too soon for him to have been the father.

Uhmmm, then why did he go and visit the mother and baby last week????

Edwards said his wife, Elizabeth, and others in his family became aware of the affair in 2006.

Edwards made a point of saying that his wife's cancer was in remission when he began the affair with Hunter. Elizabeth Edwards has since been diagnosed with an incurable form of the disease.

That makes it worse, douche!!!!!

Since becoming pregnant, Hunter has lived under assumed names in a series of expensive homes in North Carolina and, more recently, in Santa Barbara, California.

Edwards denied paying any money to Hunter to keep her from going pubic but said it was possible some of his friends or supporters may have made payments without telling him.

Shady all around!

He knows more than he's telling!!!

Poor Elizabeth Edwards!

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No matter how much progress is made in society, there's still going to be those crazy asses out there.

Raymond Hunter Geisel, of Marathon, FL was arrested Thursday and held on charges after telling classmates at a bail bondsman training seminar that he would kill Presidential hopefull Barack Obama is he was elected.

WTF!

These threats come just days before Obama is scheduled to visit Florida.

Even more disturbing is that fact that authorities say after searching his vehicle and hotel room, Geisel was found to have a 9-mm handgun, ammunition, and other weapons.

Further searching found ammunition that included armor-piercing and rifle bullets. He even had body armor, a machete, police-style emergency lights, body armor, and two canisters of tear gas, among other military-style weapons.

Shit, he had enough ammo there for a small militia!!!!!

The Secret Service filed an affidavit in the U.S. District Court claiming that Geisel threatened to "kill, kidnap and cause bodily harm upon a major candidate for president of the United States, that is, Senator Barack Obama."

According to the classmates, sometime over the last weekend of July, the 22 year-old Geisel used a racial slur towards Obama and then proceeded to say, "if he gets elected, I'll assassinate him myself."

And, according to another classmate, one day after training, she claims she heard Geisel say "that he hated George W. Bush and that he wanted to put a bullet in the president's head."

That sounds like shit-talking to us. But this douche clearly needs psychological counseling!

Then, during an interview with the Secret Service, Geisel claims he couldn't remember if he made the threats against Obama and Bush, but he did say that "if he wanted to kill Senator Obama he would simply shoot him with a sniper rifle." He then claimed it was a joke.

If the Secret Service has you under questioning for threatening to kill the President, that's not a time to try and be funny.

And according to Geisel, he suffers from post-traumatic stress disorder, which affects his memory. He added that he had even checked himself into a psychiatric institution for treatment. Though he couldn't provide the names to any facilities he had been to.

As for the weapons, his excuse was that the gun he was using for target practice during training and that he used to use a machete and a hatchet for cutting through brush when he lived in Maine.

Geisel moved to Floriday in January of this year. He's currently unemployed and lives on a sailboat.

For those reasons, the judge decided yesterday to hold Geisel in jail until his trail as he might be a flight risk.

Geisel is scheduled to appear in court later this month on August 18th.

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The mayor of Detroit has just been ordered to go to jail by a local judge.

Click here to find out why!

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What Chavez is doing in Venezuela now is all sorts of wrong.

He's destroying the country!!!!

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Homophobe and, ironically, mother to a gay son, Oklahoma state representative Sally 'Satan' Kern explained to a Republican club on Tuesday how she, a schoolteacher and minister's wife, became a state representative:

"I expected to run and lose, and then be a better government teacher, but I won. My Lord made it very clear to me that I'm a cultural warrior for Judeo-Christian values."

WTF? Really?

What about love thy neighbor? We're sure Sally is super perfect — that's why she's casting all those stones, right?

Kern is currently running for a THIRD term.

Her opponent, Democrat Ron Marlett, has said he wants to represent all the district's residents "equally with no discrimination as to race, religion, gender or sexual preference."

Quoting George Washington, Thomas Jefferson and others, Kern said the Founding Fathers expected U.S. government and society to be directed by biblical principles.

"I am not saying everyone has to be Christian; this is not a homogenous nation," Kern said. "What you have to be is someone who believes in a Judeo-Christian ethic, in other words, in knowing there's a right and wrong. Not all lifestyles are equal; not all religions are equal. Was I saying all people are not equal? Heavens no; we were all created equal."

Will the Oklahoma district re-elect a hate monger?

It will be sad if they do!

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Presidential hopeful Barack Obama is going to get a bit of help campaigning from his friends in Hollywood.

George Clooney has decided to host a fundraiser for Obama in Geneva, Switzerland next month.

Why Geneva? Well, Georgey is summering in Italy, so it's nearby.

The event will take place on Tuesday, September 2nd and will offer a reception followed by a dinner, with a special speech by Clooney.

And, according to Obama’s National Finance Committee, the tickets for the reception are going for $1,000.

But if you want to go to dinner, that's extra. Dinner will be at the home of NFC member Charles Adams for $10,000 a plate!!!

And you better hurry, because the dinner will only sit 75 people.

The event will only be open to contributors that are US Citizens with a passport.

This kind of contradicts what Clooney's said before about not backing up nominees.

During a CNN interview Clooney had said, he was "hesitant" to campaign for anyone, calling it a "slippery slope."

Clooney added, “I feel that at times you can harm the person that you are trying to help. I don’t want to damage anybody.”

Wonder what changed his mind???

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The National Enquirer continues to be all over this story - while the mainstream media and the politician himself ignore it glaringly.

The mag claims to have obtained this photo, taken at the Beverly Hills Hotel, of onetime Democratic presidential hopeful John Edwards and his illegitimate child.

How'd they sneak a camera into his room????

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