Well, at least he didn't physically fight to keep his weed! That could've resulted in 3 MORE months of rehab.
After last week's progress hearing for the Rihanna beating case, Chris Brown enrolled in his court-ordered rehab but not before asking if he could bring his friend Mary Jane with him.
Breezy claimed the marijuana was prescribed by a doctor for a medical condition, depression, but the rehab staff denied his request!
This apparently made Chris mad…real mad! Like toss a rock through your mom's windshield mad!
Okay, maybe not that mad, but apparently he argued that weed makes him calm. Heatedly arguing that weed makes you calm? Hmm must not be working THAT well!
Now, on top of having to turn in his phone and internet, he was forced to say the teariest goodbye of all to his magical green plant.
We hope Chris enjoys the next three months of live-in anger management rehab, and that they get him back on the right track, DRUG FREE!
Clearly, Chris Brown and D.C. do not mix well, and in fact, Breezy is trying to stay away from our Nation's capitol, and it's not because the Washington Memorial fills him with rage!
We reported earlier how Chris was ordered to 90 days of rehab after allegedly tossing a rock through the windshield of his mom's car!
Uh, well, that's one way to have a smash hit…
However, there's a slight legal conundrum afoot! Chris' presence is required for his D.C. hearing, since it's a misdemeanor case, on Monday, but he's also required to stay in rehab!
Ugh, he's totally stuck between a rock and a windshield on this one!
Chris' lawyer Mark Geragos has tried asking the prosecutors involved with
This is always a good decision!
We know Josh Brolin has had some messy encounters lately involving alcohol, but it sounds like he might be trying to change for the better.
We hear that Josh has decided to check himself into rehab in Northern California to deal with his substance abuse issues that are likely related to alcohol.
An insider has revealed what made Josh take this big step:
We genuinely love hearing positive info on the Amanda Bynes front, but we're so not sure about the latest news for the Hairspray actress!
She's been on the steady path to wellness ever since checking into UCLA Medical Center and getting diagnosed with Schizophrenia months ago—and was recently deemed mentally capable to stand trial in her DUI case!
While her parents, Rick and Lynn Bynes, have been actively involved in the star's recovery, new reports are saying Amanda has decided not to live with them after her rehab stint is up!
An insider explained:
Now we know precisely why Breezy earned himself three more (court ordered) months in rehab!!!
Chris Brown allegedly threw a rock through the window of his mom's car!
Read that again…
A ROCK! Through the car window of the WOMAN WHO GAVE BIRTH TO HIM!
And that's at least one of the reasons why Superior Court Judge James Brandlin ordered Breezy to return to rehab for three more months!
According to paperwork filed during today's hearing, the Don't Judge Me singer even shattered the window in the process!
The court document stated:
Yikes! Hopefully he'll be at a different rehab!
We're not sure other rehabs will want Chris Brown staying there as he supposedly flew into rage during his time at a Malibu location where he checked in for anger management.
But some rehab is going to have to take him because he was just ordered to 90 days of rehab by a judge!
We told you earlier today that Breezy was headed to court with his lawyer, Mark Geragos, and now the sentence has come down on him.
He will not only have to check into a live-in anger management rehab in EL Lay County, but it will also have to be approved by the probation department. But that's not all!
Breezy will also have to submit to drug testing and take any prescriptions the rehab might recommend for him.
Oh, and he'll have to deal with his other court cases like the assault matter in Washington D.C., which could still result in his probation being violated due to the Rihanna matter he's STILL dealing with.
Well, at least he can be happy it's not jail…for now…
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Chris Brown may never learn…
Apparently, the Don't Wake Me Up singer went into a violent rage (throwing and breaking things) during his two week rehab stint earlier this month for alleged anger issues…
And that's the real reason he switched to outpatient care!
The rehab wanted him out, yooo!
The District Attorney will reportedly use this incident, among others, to make a case as to why Breezy belongs in the slammer—as early as TODAY!
It's set to be discussed during a progress hearing in the Rihanna assault case!
The El Lay County Probation Dept. is submitting information