Archive for the 'Russell Brand' Category

It's cool, y'all — they've got a plan!

SPOILER ALERT: It's weaker than a watered down cup of decaf!

Miley Cyrus, Justin Timberlake, Selena Gomez, and the other A-list "swatting" victims can theoretically relax because the El Lay Pee Dee is on the case!!

But how does the po-po intend to stop malicious pranksters from phoning in fake emergencies at celeb mansions in an effort to trick S.W.A.T. teams into charging in, guns-a-blazin'?

Cmdr. Andrew Smith revealed the forces brilliant new directive

The people have spoken! And apparently what they’re saying is they want to finally put an end to “war on drugs!”

Russell Simmons recently posted a letter to his website urging President Barack Obama to tweak his policies when it comes to throwing drug users behind bars, and he’s gotten PLENTY of support from some of Hollywood’s elite!

Some of the celebs who have signed the letter include Justin Bieber, Kim, Khloe, and Kourtney Kardashian, Russell Brand, Jon Hamm, Scarlett Johansson, Eva Longoria, Woody Harrelson, and MANY more!

Talk about some serious star power!

The Def Jam co-founder and his band of all-star supporters say the biggest issue with the “war on drugs” is the amount of people being thrown in jail for nonviolent crimes such as drug use, and unless this number is reduced soon, our future looks pretty bleak:

Adios, love shack!

Katy Perry will sell the Hollywood Hills mansion she co-owns with ex-husband Russell Brand — she just listed it on the open market for a cool $6.295 mil!!

It honestly makes us a bit misty-eyed. We always hope these two might rekindle their fabulous flames for each other!!

Maybe the there isn't spacious enough to comfortably hold their love, LOLz!!

Maybe John Mayer wants to buy the 3-acre, 8,835 square feet, 7 bdrm / 11 bath mansion

He could turn it into a hipster parking lot! Or a luxurious storage space for his plethora of floppy hats!!

See pics of the house Katy is trying to unload (below)!

[Image via Ian Wilson/WENN.]

Oh no! Our sources were 100% wrong!

A source told us today that they saw Katy Perry and her ex-husband Russell Brand making out, but we have confirmation now it simply wasn't true!

We're so sorry for jumping the gun on this one, KatyCat and Russ!

We were just so excited to imagine two of our favorites were rekindling an old flame, we must've been blinded by our love for you guys as a couple!!

[Image via WENN.]

Umm.. wait, wouldn't this be more like a foursome??

Monday night was one from the Twilight Zone for the Chelsea Lately talk show as Kris Jenner and her Kardashian daughters took over the round table (another sign of the peace made between them no doubt).

And during their reign, Russell Brand stopped by to have a lil' chit-chat with the ladies (minus Kris).

What happened next would go down in history as yet another classic Russell moment… he tempted the idea of a threesome with each one.

The sly playboy, most recently linked with the rumored

Guess we now know what he meant when he said that "coupling is a tricky thing!"

There's been all sorts of speculation since John Mayer and Katy Perry split regarding what exactly tore these two apart, with some rumors circulating that the singer's ex-husband, Russell Brand, somehow came between them, or even that the notorious womanizer was simply using her to promote recently-announced tour!

But according to sources extremely close to the pair, it was nothing but their respectively busy schedules that led to the demise of their love!

Hmm.. we don't know if we really believe this or not.

There have been a number of rumors swirling around suggesting an impending reunion between Katy Perry and Russell Brand, but we just don't know if they're up for it!

It's not that we don't think Russell would give up his model friend for another chance with Katy… it's more like she's a strong, grown ass woman who knows how to learn from her past.

Still, sources say they've been talking more than ever following her split with John Mayer, saying: