Talk about awkward!
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Oh boy! They've outdone themselves!
E! has ordered Bridalplasty, where brides compete in wedding-themed challenges to win extreme plastic surgery.
The woman will go head-to-head writing wedding vows and planning honeymoons. The winner of the challenge will receive a plastic surgery procedure from her "wish list." She goes into surgery immediately and the results are seen in the following episode.
The show's description states the brides risk "possibly walking away with nothing and losing [their] chance to be the perfect bride."
OMG! That is SO dark!
The last bride standing will get her "dream wedding," where she will reveal her new appearance to her loved ones.
"Viewers will witness his emotional and possibly shocked reaction as they stand at the altar and he lifts her veil to see her for the first time following her extreme plastic surgery," said E!.
The Swan surgeon Terry Dubrow will turn these ladies into clones while Shanna Moakler hosts and Giuliana Rancic executive produces.
Ew. Ew. Ew.
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Now that Carrie Prejean is off the market and getting married - we give it six months top - Shanna Moakler is making sure she congratulates that little sweetie pie properly - with an inspired wedding present!
Girlfriend apparently even picked up a gift the Dumb Bitch had on her wedding registry, a lovely Waterford Crystal picture frame - with a photo from Shanna's No H8 photoshoot!
We couldn't think of anything more appropriate for Carrie's special day!
Gurl, you are so bad!
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Celebrities are always trying to
get richer better themselves.
And with New Year's Day just a few hours away, many of them are planning their New Year's resolutions for 2010.
Check out some of their goals for the New Year below:
"I'm going to underpromise myself for 2010 so if it goes well I'll be like, 'Oh my God! Such a surprise!'"
"I need to stop talking about things I want to do, and just get out there and do it. That's been my biggest goal recently, especially while I'm on the road."
"To keep being positive and try to live in the moment and enjoy this."
"All my focus is on my son. Every day being a better mom and learning with him. It’s an incredible experience."
"I don't have any yet! I'll make some soon."
"Just to spend a little bit more time with my family and my friends and to really kick it up in the workout department and to try to eat better. I cannot get it together with eating. I eat way too many Oreos."
"I'm not really good with New Year's resolutions. I'm terrible with that."
"To try to remember to look down on myself and realize how good I've got it."
"I want to learn how to play the piano. I'm going to go and take lessons."
"My new year’s resolution will be to get my golden cross in [video game] Call of Duty."
"January is when I start on the Broadway stage, so my resolution is to blow everyone away on that stage."
"To be a better friend and a better sister."
"To finally stand up for myself, not let myself be controlled and manipulated by Jon [Gosselin]. I wish for him out of my life."
"My new year's resolution was to be a vegetarian for six months out of this year. I did three months and stopped and then I'm almost done with my second three months commitment."
"I think that I have to be more organized and stay focused on school. I want to go to college. I take my SAT next year, but I'm so nervous. It's a year away."
"When I was younger it was always to stop biting my nails."
"To get organized! I feel like that’s my resolution every year — to get more focused."
"To see family that I live out of town from more and more."
What's YOUR resolution for 2010?
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Former Miss USA 1995 Shanna Moakler left her position as Miss California co-director when the Carrie Prejean incident got pretty heated earlier this year.
But Shanna has now returned to the organization she's announced.. Her love for pageantry brought her back.
"I wouldn't be where I am today if it wasn't for pageants. And the reason I got involved is because I wanted to give back to girls, and I really believe that girls that are involved in pageants are ambitious, driven women who are trying to set themselves apart from the pack."
Shanna stood by the Miss California organization's decision to strip Carrie Prejean of her Miss California title after Prejean missed public appearances and a nude photo scandal.
Though Carrie is flouncing around all over town claiming she lost her title due to her shiteous opinion of gay marriage, Shanna declares it was because of her shady behavior under her contract:
"Well the thing for me, like I said before, it was never about her opinion. And this is something, I repeat, there has never been a beauty queen - and we have tons of religious conservative beauty queens around the country - there has never been a beauty queen that has been dethroned because of her religious views. But, there have been many that have had their crowns taken away for breaching their contract."
Shanna posed for PlayboyAFTER her time as Miss USA!
See, Carrie, your crown wasn't stripped because you're a hateful bitch, but because you're flaky and slutty!
Regardless, you're still ALL of the above!
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