Shanna Moakler does Instagram better than you!
While you were trying to get the perfect angle on whatever plate of mediocre food you were about to eat, Shanna was snapping a pic to try an make you hurl that food up later!
Why yes, that IS 2.5 liters of fat that she had lipsuctioned out of her body that's she's holding up for everyone to see (above)!
Apparently she went to a place called Elite Body Sculpture in Beverly Hills on Tuesday for a procedure called Airbrush Laser Liposculpture — which is a pretty clever name. They don't use scalpels, they use a circular device and lasers that leaves a VERY small scar!
So why would an ex-beauty queen need this? We hear she pulled the trigger because getting back into pre-baby shape after birthing 3 kids wasn't so easy!
Honestly, if this makes her happy and it was safe, we're all for it!
We would always recommend the good old-fashioned hard work route instead, though. In the long run, it seems like slow and steady will always be the best way to lose those extra pounds!
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Shanna Moakler has had a lot of experience being a mom.
But one thing she never tried was breastfeeding!
Why was that?
Well, here's what she said:
Like father like son!!
Looks like Blink-182's Travis Barker has taught his son, Landon, a thing or two about being a rock star.
Srsly, that is easily the most badass little boy we've ever seen!
Landon's mom, Shanna Moakler, thinks so too. She tweeted this picture of her son saying:
"lock up you're daughters.. my son rockin' out!"
Okay Shanna, Landon is look'n pretty hardcore, but realistic, he's only turing 8 this week.
We're willing to bet his fear of cooties will keep him away from any young fans!
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Star Magazine is reporting that Travis Barker and Shanna Moakler have put their differences aside and are back together!
A source reveals:
"Shanna and Travis got back together as a serious couple in June……..At the end of the day, they still have 2 kids together and really are madly in love."
Wow! They've been keeping it on the DL for a long time!
We sincerely wish them the best, and hope that they've learned from their differences and work well together - as a couple and as parents!
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Oh boy! They've outdone themselves!
E! has ordered Bridalplasty, where brides compete in wedding-themed challenges to win extreme plastic surgery.
The woman will go head-to-head writing wedding vows and planning honeymoons. The winner of the challenge will receive a plastic surgery procedure from her "wish list." She goes into surgery immediately and the results are seen in the following episode.
The show's description states the brides risk "possibly walking away with nothing and losing [their] chance to be the perfect bride."
OMG! That is SO dark!
The last bride standing will get her "dream wedding," where she will reveal her new appearance to her loved ones.
"Viewers will witness his emotional and possibly shocked reaction as they stand at the altar and he lifts her veil to see her for the first time following her extreme plastic surgery," said E!.
The Swan surgeon Terry Dubrow will turn these ladies into clones while Shanna Moakler hosts and Giuliana Rancic executive produces.
Ew. Ew. Ew.
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Now that Carrie Prejean is off the market and getting married - we give it six months top - Shanna Moakler is making sure she congratulates that little sweetie pie properly - with an inspired wedding present!
Girlfriend apparently even picked up a gift the Dumb Bitch had on her wedding registry, a lovely Waterford Crystal picture frame - with a photo from Shanna's No H8 photoshoot!
We couldn't think of anything more appropriate for Carrie's special day!
Gurl, you are so bad!
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Oh! Now how did this happen???
Shanna Moakler was spotted shopping at Fred Segal in West Hollywood this past weekend with a terribly dreadful hair-do!
Not a good look for you, bb!
Time to unweave that weave!
[Image via Ramey Pix.]