In Lance, out in a couple of months, Lance Armstrong reveals why he and Sheryl Crow broke up, while also revealing a touch of douchebaggery.

Blaming her "biological clock," Armstrong says that he wasn't ready for Crow's pressure cooker uterus, saying, "She wanted marriage, she wanted children; and not that I didn't want that, but I didn't want that at that time because I had just gotten out of a marriage, I'd just had kids."

He then adds, "Because if somebody wants a child — man, that's the greatest gift you can give to a woman — so who are you to stand there and say I don't want one."

Yes, Lance, because you and your singular testicle are god's greatest gift to women.

Against all odds, Armstrong later anointed girlfriend Anna Hansen with his golden semen, as she is due next month with their baby.

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Mamma mia!

Sheryl Crow was caught by the paparazzi hiking with a friend in LA's Runyon Canyon.

Nice abs!

Sheryl is 46 years old.

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Friday night was crazy busy for celebs coast to coast!

Stand Up to Cancer took over the network television airwaves for an hour on Friday to raise money for cancer research, and a star-studded crew was on hand to lend their support.

Cancer survivors Sharon Osbourne, Christina Applegate, Sheryl Crow and Melissa Etheridge were among the superstars gathered.

Also spotted were Jennifer Garner sporting her baby bump, newlywed Ellen DeGeneres, and Latinolicious film star Salma Hayek.

If you weren't able to make a donation to this important cause on Friday, it's not too late! Click here to find out how you can help!

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Very very very exciting news!

Fleetwood Mac is gearing up for a tour in early 2009 that will likely be followed by a new band album.

Yay!!!!!

A world with more Stevie Nicks is a happier planet!

Band member Lindsay Buckingham said, "There was no sense we had to jump right in the studio. I think maybe there was even a sense that we would make a better album if we went out and hung out together first on the road … maybe even sowing some seeds musically that would get us more prepared to go in the studio rather than just going in cold. It takes the pressure (off) from having to go in and make something cold."

The recent rumors that Sheryl Crow will be joining the band are not true, thankfully.

Buckingham says the matter "kinda got out of hand," though there were discussions between the Fleetwood Mac members and Crow. Ultimately, he says, the prospect "just kind of lost its momentum."

It's all about Stevie!

We can't wait to see them live (again)!

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It must be hard for an artist to realize they are no longer as popular as they once were.

Sheryl Crow is currently on tour across America and it's a big ol' bomb.

The All I Wanna Do singer's trek has sold so poorly! It's embarrassing!

Sheryl is playing to MOSTLY EMPTY venues across the U.S.

Here's a breakdown of some of her recent gigs, according to Boxscore.

Crow performed at the Verizon Wireless Music Center in Pelham, Ala, on May 23rd. The venue holds 10,469 people and only 2,973 bought tix.

Ouch!

Things are so bad, that Sheryl couldn't even fill a small-to-midsize venue in New York City!!!!

Crow performed at the Rumsey Playfield in NYC on May 29th. That venue holds 5,500 people and only 3,489 bought tix.

In NYC!

Similar story in Cincinatti, where Crow played on May 25th. The National City Pavilion holds 4,114 people and only 2,790 bought tix.

It was only a summer or two ago that John Mayer was opening for Sheryl and she was headlining huge venues.

Now she can't fill small ones!

How sad.

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Sheryl Crow was spotted driving around Los Angeles on Wednesday night.

No big deal, right?

Wrong!

The singer was seen with a very distinct Scientology sticker on her windshield.

WTF?????

Not you too, Sheryl!!!!!!

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"For both of us, the perceived idea is that, in our big relationships, we both got dumped. Believe me, this is not true. Neither one of us has ever gotten dumped. No one ever knows what goes on in relationships. Unfortunately, for some people like Jennifer and me, so much is written about things that you don't say, and so many emotions are attributed to you that you haven't had."

- Sheryl Crow on her friend Jennifer Aniston

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"I want to collaborate with Amy [Winehouse] because she's really hot and cool right now. I know one song Rehab was very popular particularly because a lot of young people are in rehab as well. In fact I'm thinking about going. It looks like loads of fun and I know my career will benefit from it."

- Sheryl Crow as quoted during a recent concert in London

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We love Sheryl Crow, but….

Her musical output these past few years has been a bit uninspired.

However, now that she's a mom, the singer seems to be more content in life and that reflects itself in her music.

Crow's new single, Love Is Free, is a feel-good song reminiscent of old school Sheryl.

All she wants to do is have some fun on every winding road and soak up the sun!

Love Is Free is just beautiful and happy, reminiscent of early Beach Boys.

Check out the jam below.

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