Archive for the 'Spider' Category

Don't mess with these animals…they've got some super strange habits!

Take the horned lizard (also called horned toad, horny toad, what have you), for example…

This little guy squirts blood out of its eyes when predators come around!!!

EWWW!!!!!! Hold on a sec…we need to take a bigger breath…. EWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!

Check out other bizarre traits between different species in the animal kingom AFTER THE JUMP!

CLICK THE JUMP!!!

The bracken batcave mesh weaver…digest that for a bit! LOLz!

This rare teeny tiny spider (it's the size of a dime) has halted a $15 million highway project in San Antonio.

Workers have been told to stop as the federal government tries to sort out how to protect the spider.

Unfortunately for the one spider they found, it was taken to a lab and dissected.

Watch (above) and learn more about this little but important spider!

You don't want to get bitten by a banana spider…or do you????

While a bite from this Brazilian wandering spider won't give you superpowers, it will give you an intense PAINFUL erection.

Yep…you read that correctly…a PAINFUL and POWERFUL erection.

…Along with other symptoms like tremors, shortness of breath, and excessive salivation.

You know, the uze…

So, the brilliant minds of American and Brazilian scientists have tested the venom on elderly rodents with erectile dysfunction, hoping the spider juice can help humans with ED.

Yep…so instead of spiders, you get pills…probably a safer alternative…

Then again….probably not…who needs an erection with a seizure attached to it?!

LOLz!

Why anyone wants to play with a spider, we don't have a clue.

A spider finds itself attracted to a mysterious red light and it can't resist!

So it chases it…and chases it…AND CHASES IT!!!!

Watch (above) as this spider tries to play tag with a light!

Ewww, ewwww, ewww, EWWWW, more ewww…and we can't forget to mention..EWWW!!!

A Chinese doctor got a VERY unpleasant suprise when he checked a patient's ear canal.

What did he find you might ask????

A FRICKING SPIDER!!!! JUST CHILLIN INSIDE HER EAR!

Can you imagine that? Like "Hey Doc…my ear feels funny…" "Okay, let's take a look"

THERE'S A SPIDER IN YOUR EAR!!!!

Now for the worst part…scientists state that incidents like this can occur more often due to global warming…

Yep..we are no longer sleeping…EVER!

The itsy-bitsy spider
 - climbed up the computer screen.


The spider wouldn't vacate
 - so instead his reality did!


He traveled through dimensions
 - and then dub step got his attention. 


And the itsy-bitsy spider - climbed down the computer screen.

Watch the amazing clip (above) of a spider being taken through a wormhole, kind of.

The itsy bitsy spider climbs inside a naked man's house…

Down came the spider and WASHED THE MAN OUT!!! FAST!

Illinois police responded to complaints of a bloody streaker running